[Old] My Little Demon

25~ ❝Only a Sith deals in absolutes.❞

"Lukey! I've got no idea how you did that, but you got her number."

"Yeah! Look at me go!"

"But now you have to call that number."

"I-I do?"

"Yes! So, call it."

"But, like, what do I say?"

"I dunno. Make it up on the spot? You did pretty damn amazing last time."

"I did, didn't I?"

"Mhm."

"Oh, and thanks!"

"Don't mention it. That was all you. Somehow."

"Okay... I'm going to try this call out..."

"Nope! Do or do not. There is no try."

"Did you just make..."

"Nope."

"You did! It's the only possibility. That was a Yoda quote!"

"There are many other possibilities. Only a Sith deals in absolutes, silly."

"You just... Y-you!"

"Yeah, no. See you tomorrow, Lukey."

"Wait! Come back!"

"Nope. There will be no coming. I am away."

"But you just made a ref-"

"Farrr away."

"You actually made two of them, and-"

"So far away I can no longer hear you. Quite a shame."

"Wait, but... ughhh."