[Old] My Little Demon

56~ ❝A cultist!❞

"Um..."

"Hmm?"

"I don't seem to be doing anything. And the meteorite's still coming."

"Are you trying?"

"Yep."

"Really hard?"

"So hard."

"Maybe you need to be angry. Are you angry?"

"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry."

"Huh?"

"Erm. No, I'm not angry."

"It's really close!"

"What do I do!?"

"Back in my mountain village, we would stare at the sky while viciously beating an enslaved falcon! This rite of passage would unlock our ultimate possibility and destroy all evil!"

"...What was this village, seriously?"

"Trementina Base."

"A base? For what?"

"For the preservation and indoctrination of Hubbard-Senpai's writings!"

"Who the hell is that?"

"Our Senpai!"

"Our!?"

"Yeah! I, and all the others in the Church of Scientology."

"You're..."

"A cultist!"

"What did you just say?"

"Um, I mean... nothing."

"We're not a cult. We're legitimate!"

"Yeah, yeah. Sure. Anyway, we just wasted another 28 lines. That meteorite's gonna kill us before we know it..."