[Old] My Little Demon

53~ ❝Let's get ready to rumble!❞

"It's here."

"What is?"

"Winter?"

"Huh?"

"The meteorite, you idiot!"

"Oh. That one."

"Wait. What's here?"

"The meteorite."

"What meteorite?"

"Okay. So me and Adam had, like, a hella-hype brainstorming session the other day."

"Adam and I."

"Shut up! Anyway, we were trying to come up with a way to, number one, end this book in an exciting way, and, number two, make your date extra good."

"There are way too many commas in that sentence."

"Quiet! So, yeah. We thought you can't get much better than a giant space-rock of death and destruction falling on top of us."

"Are you high? And... WHAT!?"

"Shh. This is how you win the girl, Luke."

"Become a hero. Save the world. Boom. Sold. Got her. Take her home."

"I don't like how you're objectifying me here."

"Deal with it, sweetheart. Anyway, let's get ready to rumble! Or get ready for rubble. When it hits the ground. Cause they'll be a lot of rubble."

"You got all that, Luke? Ready to save the world?"

"Pardon!?"

"You better be. Look up."

"Why would I- WOAH. That is huge."

"I know, right? My kind of rock."

"Huh. How curious. It's larger than I thought."

"But... how do I stop it from killing us all?"

"That's... a very good question, actually."