[Old] My Little Demon

35~ ❝So. Damn. Lame.❞

"Lily? Can you talk?"

"I think so?"

"He's a little annoying... But nice, I think."

"He is not nice."

"I thought angels were always nice."

"Look. He is the stupidest, lamest, evilest being in existence. How he worked his way so high in the angel rankings is beyond me. Like, he literally holds the other angel's bottled water because he's worried they'll drown if it springs a leak. So. damn. lame."

"Well, that's strange..."

"Right? And he helps anyone across the road. Literally anyone. Even if they clearly don't need the help."

"I mean, it's a little extreme. But really nice. He sounds like a good person. Or... angel?"

"Oh. Don't even get me started on his asshole side. Jeez."

"Erm... Well, apparently he's training me?"

"What!? No! I don't want to know what he's going to tell you. Like, I swear he has a mechanical error in his moral compass."

"How do you two know each other, anyway?"

"Ah... somehow. Anyway, you have to ask him to leave, kay?"

"B-but..."

"No buts! Ask him. Or, even better, demand it of him."

"Alright..."