[Old] My Little Demon

57~ ❝Such a nasty fetish...❞

"Satan, save us. It's a few minutes away."

"I thought I was gonna save us..."

"So did I. But it seems that all those Shia LaBeoufs just motivated the meteorite to kill us faster. That's why we must pray to Satan!"

"Um."

"Shh. Satanism isn't that bad, Lukey. It's actually pretty legitimate."

"So is Scientology!"

"Both of them are more illegitimate than the US president!"

"Jeez, Adam. Don't force your political views into this book."

"Yeah, that's rude."

"Hush, cultists!"

"Hush, asshole!"

"Hey, you used to date us cultists."

"Which means..."

"Oh my..."

"You have a cult fetish!"

"WHAT?"

"Wow. Woooow. I'm shaking my head so hard right now."

"Not true!"

"We all know it is!"

"Such a nasty fetish...."

"And you're the focus of that nastiness!"

"So, it is true!"

"No, it isn't!"

"It so is!"