[Old] My Little Demon

28~ ❝I am triggered.❞

Inspired by the most invigorating motivational speaker in the world, Luke dials the number...

"Hey, this is-"

"Hello!"

"Sorry, who's this?"

"Luke!"

"O-oh. Hi!"

"How've you been?"

"Alright. You?"

"Yeah. Alright."

"So..."

"Erm..."

"So, like..."

"Yeah..."

"I was thinking we should do something... one time?"

"Y-yeah! Of course. So, um... your voice sounds nice... as always."

"Excuse me!?"

"Uh-"

"What did you just say to me!?"

"That... your voice?"

"In my mountain tribe, it is considered unbearably repulsive when someone has a "nice" voice. You're calling me repulsive!?"

"N-no!"

"I am triggered. So unbelievably triggered. How could you?"

"I-I was just..."

"I liked you! You were, like, boyfriend material! And now this? I'm done!"

"I-I-I... O-oh. She hung up..."

"..."

"Lily?"

"Well. That was interesting..."