[Old] My Little Demon

41~ ❝Were you two, like, a thing?❞

"Lilith. Put down the knife."

"Oh, I'll won't just put it down. I'll ram it right down into your skull."

"Hey now, let's deal with this diplomatically..."

"Fuck diplomacy!"

"I can explain!"

"Oh yeah? Come on, then."

"The reason I... you know..."

"Oh, just shut up. Your voice is giving me an ear infection."

"Shush. At least I'm not a compulsive liar. Have you ever told the truth?

"Woah... woah."

"Lukey. Just hush while I stab him, kay?"

"How dare you silence him like that? You can speak freely whenever I'm around, Luke."

"Wait. Are you two... or, were you two, like, a thing?"

"God no!"

"Satan no!"

"Absolutely not."

"No chance in hell!"

"No chance in heaven!"

"You were!"

"Lukey, hush!"

"Yes, please hush!"

"Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes. I, Lilith of the crimson sushi knives, will now purge the world of your assholery!"

"That so? Well I, Adam of the radiant frying pan, will now cleanse the world of your evil!"

"Let's do thi-"

"Wait! Lemme tie my shoelaces."

"Mhm, alright. Shall we slap in another cliffhanger?"

"Yes. Yes, we shall."