[Old] My Little Demon

9~ ❝Convenient information dump.❞

"Lilith?"

"That's my name. Hey, it's not training time yet."

"No, not that. I feel like I should get to know you... Cause, like, you're inside me and stuff."

"Ask away."

"No, tell me about yourself."

"Bleh. I hate it when people do this. Fine. I'm Lilith Eden of the bloody sushi knives, an eighteen-year-old demon princess from the second quartet of Hell. If you want to know about my title, don't ask; you may or may not get sliced. Some of my hobbies include murder, torture and most forms of inflicting suffering. I pride myself as a devoted sadist. I'm masochistic, too, but only on Thursdays. Recently I was assigned to "Indoctrinate this small, pitiful, insignificant boy in the ways of evil and guide him on his path to Satan." There you go. That's me."

"Huh..."

"That's it? No comment."

"You want a comment?"

"Hell yeah. Gimme a comment."

"Hm... Convenient information dump, I guess."

"Mhm. Sure. Anyway, training in four hours, Lukey. Prepare thyself."