[Old] My Little Demon

666~ ❝Hasta la vista, baby.❞

"Lily?"

"Yeah?"

"We should think about ending the story."

"Now?"

"Yeah?"

"Reiner? Yarunda? Ima? KOKO DE!?"

"HAI."

"KONO URAGIRIMONGAAAA!"

"...What are you doing?"

"Leaving easter eggs for the weebs. Duh."

"Ew."

"Shush. So, how do you end a story?"

"Cheesily."

"What? Why?"

"Cause it's cringy. But also kinda sweet."

"I'm not a fan..."

"Let's do it."

"Okay! Would you do it for me, Lily? Please?"

"Lukey. The short answer is no."

"What about the long one?"

"The long answer is HELL NO. You're not going to ruin the last chapter with cheese. Do you have cheese for dessert? No. You have ice-cream. Or chocolate. Maybe both."

"Actually, how about you just go along with what we all want for once?"

"You all suck. This sucks."

"Stop being emo!"

"I am not emo! I am goth. Emos are cynical. Goths are nihilistic."

"That's the rejection of all religious and moral principles in the belief that life is meaningless, if anyone was wondering."

"Then maybe I'll... give your life meaning."

"WHAT."

"Like you... gave mine."

"EXCUSE ME?"

"I'm... so lucky to have met you."

"THIS IS GETTING CHEESY. STOP."

"Cause you'll always be... my little demon."

"AHHH. IT BURNS."

"And you may be a little demon, but you have... a big heart."

"KILL IT WITH FIRE."

"I'm glad you – no, all of you – came into my life. Thank you for everything."

Overwhelmed by all the cheese, Lilith enters a demonic trance. 

"[With a little extra Satan] HER NOBLES SHALL BE NO MORE, NOR SHALL KINGS BE PROCLAIMED THERE; ALL HER PRINCES ARE GONE. HER CASTLES SHALL BE OVERGROWN WITH THORNS, HER FORTRESSES WITH THISTLES AND BRIERS. SHE SHALL BECOME AN ABODE FOR JACKALS AND A HAUNT FOR OSTRICHES. WILDCATS SHALL MEET WITH DESERT BEASTS, SATYRS SHALL CALL TO ONE ANOTHER; THERE SHALL THE LILITH REPOSE, AND FIND FOR HERSELF A PLACE TO REST."

She continues chanting satanically and fervently scribbles some pentagrams on the floor.

"Well, would you look at that. You broke her."

"Uh-oh. You know you've done it when she starts reciting her creepy biblical verses!"

"Well. This seems like a good place to end it."

"But I've already used up all the cheese."

"Let's just, like, say goodbye to the readers."

"Bye?"

"Have a nice day!"

"And remember to never judge a book by its cover!"

"Oh boy. Is that the moral of the story? That's overused."

"But it's really nice! When a demon popped into my head, I was really scared! But after getting to know her, I saw that Lily wasn't demonic at all. She's a cinnamon roll!"

"I support the positive sentiment, but you can't exactly say that Lilith isn't demonic. I mean, look at her. She's chanting demonically, drawing pentagrams on the floor and adding another "6" to the chapter title so it makes Satan's favourite number."

"Erm. Damn, we have no moral."

"Let's just... leave it open to interpretation."

"Good idea!"

"That's right, reader. YOU get to decide what the moral of the story is. What an honour."

"Okay... um... bye again!"

"Stay safe!"

"Don't die!"

"Hail Satan!"

"And as the Terminator once said... Hasta la vista, baby."