[Old] My Little Demon

45~ ❝One might even call it... ginormous.❞

"Alright. Tell me everything."

"Um. No."

"Please?"

"Nah."

"Pretty please? Just tell me all the juicy things you've done, and I'll work from there."

"Listen. The short answer is no. The long answer is NOOOPE."

"Pretty please with sugar on top?"

"Gah! Fine! I'll tell you how we met and stuff."

"Well... okay..."

"Alright. So, I was at a bus stop."

"Okay..."

"I had been waiting for about fifteen minutes."

"In other news, did you realize the last three chapter titles have ended in an exclamation mark?"

"No-one cares, Adam! Shut up!"

"Fine, but at least tell the story! We're already, like, a hundred words into this chapter."

"I was telling the story! And then you interrupted me, you bitchy parabolic equation!"

"Cause you weren't getting anywhere, you sluggish Pythagorean triad!"

"Both of you, shut up!"

"M-my friend?"

"Ooh. Lukey just raised his voice. That was hot."

"Just tell the story!"

"But the chapter's already over, Lukey."

"But... uhhh."

"Don't worry, my friend. The next chapter's gonna be even bigger than the last big chapter. One might even call it... ginormous."

"Mmm. Ginormous. You guys hear that?"

"Hm?"

"It's me. Licking my lips."