I Shall Name Her Voldemorte .. Voldy for Short

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We go to Olive Garden for lunch . We get seated , " so what do you want " jovani says looking at his menu , " Well if you let me look , I would know " I snapped while smirking , " DAMN " he says rolling his eyes . " i want  the chicken alfredo  " I say smiling  to jovani ..... the waitress comes with three buttons undone and shoves her boobs at jovani . " what do you want " she says biting her lip trying to act sexy ... but failed . " Two chicken alfredos " Jovani says , " OKAY ... call me if you need anything else " she says She says winking ... I roll my eyes , " Haha ... YOU seem annoyed " Jovani says , " Her boobs are hanging ... ew " I say rolling my eyes .. I try thinking of nick names to call her ... OOOO IMMA VALL JER VOLDEMORT ..VOLDY FOR SHORT ... Then .... that's when it happened ....


Justin Bieber As Long As You Love Me came on .

Oh no ... come on Ada control yourself

" ada don't so it " i say to myself , " don't do what " Jovani asks with concern etched upon his face .

Ha look at me using big words like etched ... wow school does teach you things

" no ada we are in public ... YOU can't do it " I say to myself , " Ada you're scaring me .... what's going on " jovani says reaching over to me ,

Suddenly the chorus comes on and I couldn't control myself anymore .

" As Long As You La-La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-Love Me " i yelled stepping out of my seat ... oh no my Bieber fever has taken over

I NEED TO BE ANNOCULATED

I began to dance around all the tables ,
" As Long As You La-La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LOVE ME" I yell to everyone

Oh no ... the running man is coming FUK FUK FUK FUK FUK ... HEY YOLO

I hop on a empty table and start doing the running man , then I suddenly stop .... It was time for the Rap ....

In the name of Nandos Lemon and Herbs one .... oh crap

I don't know if this makes sense but you're my hellelujah
Give me a time and place , and I'll rendezvous , and I'll fly you to it
I'll beat ya there , girl you know I got you , us trust a couple things
I can't spell without you , now we are top of the world , cause that's just how we do
Used to tell me sky's the limit , now the sky's our point of view , man now we stepping
Out like ( Oh God ) Cameras point and shoot , Ask me what's my best side
I stand back and point at you , you , you the only one I argue with , I fell like I Need a
New girl to be bothered, but the grass ain't always greener on the other side ,
It's green where you water it , so I know we got issues baby true true true
but I'd rather work on this with you than go ahead and start with somebody new

I sang with big Sean , I look around and everyone is clapping along with the beat . Yeah that's right !

PEOPLE LOVE ME !! Or should I say '   La-La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-Love Me ' ha see what I did there haha .
I jumped off the table and sat down at my table , " so when is the food coming ... I'm hungry " i say acting like I didn't not have a concert at Olive Garden . Jovani starts laughing , the waitress come back .. or should I said voldy  , she gives us our food and giving jovani a wink and giving me a glare .

Jovani  starts laughing while I flip he doff while eating my noodles . We both finish eating , I get my card and give it to The waitress , " No I'm paying " jovani says , we argue for five minutes . " fine .. I get to leave the tip "  I say , he nods .

She comes back and leaves us the recite ... I look at the recite ...

TIP :

Because I'm a nice human being ill leave her a tip , I put the tip in the recite , jovani looks at it and starts laughing , which made me laugh ... causing the whole restaurant to look at us like we are Crazy

Which we are so stop staring

" oh ada you're something else " Jovani says before closing the little book thing for the tip and looking at me .
" well I'm female , I'm Hispanic ... Oh  Also I'm Human " I yelled causing him to laugh more . " no but seriously , ' The button on your shirts are there for a reason , use them ' ... that's your tip " Jovani asks laughing ,

" well they never specify what kind of tip , I was only doing what my gut said ... And my guts instinct was repulsed by her chest in your face " I say scrunching my face up in disgust , he chuckled .. then smirked at me , " were you JELOUS " he says smirking , " Heck no , I wasn't JELOUS its just your MY best friend and you're dating Brit ... Stay Loyal " I say nodding slowly ... was I JELOUS .. heck no I wasn't .

VOLDY comes back , jovani gives her the tip , " Here's a useful tip ... YOU might want to use it " He says , we both run out Olive Garden . As soon as we get outside we both start dying of laughter , " if love to see the look on her face right now " Jovani says laughing , " me too " I say laughing along . , we walk to the car and then we hear The Olive Garden Doors open and there stands VOLDY with angry ass eyes .
We get in the car fast , " DRIVE JOVANI COME ON HURRY " I Say as I see her walk towards the cars . We drive past her , i rolled down the window and flipped her off while yelling " AVRA KADABRA " I yell at her , jovani looks at me confused and starts laughing more ... we start laughing even more ... " this is the best Jovada moment ever " Jovani says wiping his tears . I laugh and nod , " Ice cream " he asks , " Yes " I say smiling , he chuckles and drives to BlueBerry 

Long update ! Did you guys like Vordy ;)

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