》Voltron Trash Book《

》Partners?《

Info: Lance has a project to do for his health class, seeing his easy option which is Pidge and hunk but the teacher says to pick someone you don't really hang or know much and to his dismay he's partner's up with his rival

Word count: 2385

Lance Pov
I joked around with hunk and pidge at our table tuning out the teacher "Can you stop messing around? This might be important" I rolled my eyes as I lean back "What's so important about learning about the male and female sex organs? We fuck and create life..it's just how humans are" Pidge knocked me off my chair and I groan a bit

"Shut up, or I will do something worse then knocking you off your damn chair" I shake my head and get up "Alright now, we are getting to the point in the semester where we start with the robot baby" I glared at the demonic thing, I remembered my older sister brought it home and it screamed waking the whole house up

"What? No thanks I don't want a demon in my house" the teacher ignored me and continued on "Your gonna partner up, you and your partner have to care for the baby for a week..when time is up we will see how well you took care of the baby..now find your partner's" as I look at my friends they were already partner up "Hunk? Seriously? With Pidge? I thought we were bros?"

Hunk sigh "Lance not gonna be rude or anything but I'm pretty sure you'll just leave me to do all the work, with pidge it could be fun" I felt attacked "I see how it is..now What am I going to do now?" Pidge had an unusual grin "Why not partner with Keith, he's all by himself over there..make peace with your rival" I glared at her "Yeah right, me and him? Never in a million years"

I stood up and crossed my arms "Mr McClain, who is your partner?" I jumped seeing Ms Lane glaring at me and holding the robot demon "I'm a single father so hand it over" she moved her arms and looks around "Keith Kogane doesn't have a partner, go join him and I'll give you your baby"

Pidge was giggling along with hunk and I just wanted someone to put me out of my misery "I hate you.." I wished "What was that Mr McClain?" I gasped a bit "I said I'm loving this.." I faked a smile and she nods, as i sit beside Keith he just stared at me blankly "We meet again.." he says as he starts reading the list

"Don't speak to me Keith" I lowered my head and saw Ms Lane hand is the damn thing "Now I want you to name the baby and take care of it..the baby picks up everything so be wise on what you say around it" I nodded and Keith did as well "What should we name it?"

I checked the baby for what the gender is and turns out it's a girl "Well it's not an it but a girl mullet" he groans and takes the baby from me "Don't undress her, that's violating the poor thing" I rolled my eyes "Since when do you care for a robot?" He glares at me and turns his head away

"I want a good grade idiot, I understand that I wasn't your first pick but get over it. Besides it's a fake relationship and I know you won't care for it" I pulled the baby away from him "What?! I can do take care of a baby better then you! I've never seen to around kids in my life, what makes you think you'll do better?"

He chuckles "For starters, that's not how you hold a baby, second the head shouldn't be backwards and thirdly I'm actually being civil with you" he took the baby and fixed its head and body and held it correctly "Whatever..what are we naming her?" He shrugs "I don't know? Pick a name and she's taking my last name"

I raised a brow at him "Who the hell said she's taking your last name kogane?!" He looked uninterested with my complaint "Kira.." he said and to be honest it suited her, her hair was black just like his, her eyes were a deep blue and her skin was like a caramel color almost a perfect mixture of us..which I find really odd

"Kira what a lovely name..last name?" Ms Lane asked as she held a clipboard "Lances last name since I came up with her first name" he gave me a smirk and I flustered a bit "Of course she's has my last name, why wouldn't she?" Ms Lane just shook her head