》Voltron Trash Book《

》Klance is Canon《

Info: Pidge is awfully suspicious about how quiet it has been in the last hour. Where are her gay roommates? What are they doing?

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A/n will be switching pov

Pidge Pov
I was laying on the couch watching t.v. while I noticed there wasn't any bickering or stuff being thrown around. Kinda think of it, I haven't seen lance or Keith in the past hour? Did they leave with Shiro and Allura to the arcade? Or did they go to bed early? I mean it's 11 but still there would be loud yells or noises from upstairs between the two.

"Hunk!" I yell and hear him come down the stairs "Yeah Pidge?" I say up and yawned "Did lance or Keith leave with Shallura?" Hunk shrugs "Probably..but Why do you care?" "Because it's too quiet on a Friday night..usually Keith is blasting his emo music while lance yells at him to put on some beyonce?" Hunk stared at me and  makes a sound

"That's true..maybe they just want out to a party? Lance was talking about going since he was chatting up Nyma earlier" that could be true for lance but Keith? "Okay but what about Keith? He's doesn't really socialize with other people besides us. Where did he go?"

"Keith likes to do his own things..he's a mystery to all of us"  I nod and start pacing "Do you think their together in a room making out? Or even having *whispers* sex?" Hunks face turned red "Uh Pidge I doubt Lance and Keith are into each like that" I rolled my eyes

"Listen Klance is gonna happen and I'll make it happen.." he shakes his head "Okay then, I'll see you later Shay asked me out for some food" "Just admit you like her" he blushed and shakes his head "I won't, anyways stay out of trouble"

he messed up my hair and took off. So I'm alone in this big house.. as I went to get something from the fridge I heard a squeak. I looked up the kitchen ceiling realizing I'm under Lance's room. I smirk and climb up the counter and try listening. Lance is here but is it with Keith?

Please let it be with Keith..my shipping heart can't wait for it to happen. I quickly and quietly run upstairs nearing lances room and I put my ear against his closed door "Dude  be gentle and stop being so rough" "I can't help it..just let me warm up" my face was red and backed up.

That was definitely lance and Keith and what exactly are they doing? Do they know I'm here? Probably not. As i want to hear again I hear grunts and moans almost, this was way too much and too fast for me to handle.

"Keith stop being so rough! It hurts man" "I'm not being rough, you just gotta do it like me" I heard chuckling and I was really confused, should I knock? Probably because this is getting weird and awkward just hearing it.

I knocked and heard foot steps, as i heard the click Keith was at the door he was in his black tee and shorts while lance was had his baseball tee and was in his sweats "Hey pidge, what's up?" "What the hell are you two doing?" Both boys looked at each other and at me as i walked in.

The room smelled like sweat and feet with a hint of cheese "We were doing some wrestling moves and some yoga poses that Allura taught us" Lance said as he tried to do a split "Yeah but we still can't do that pose" Keith pressed down on his shoulders making lance grunts

"Keith stop being so rough, It hurts dude" okay that explains his grunts but the squeaking of his bed, I see it's a mess "I heard the bed moving like crazy?" "Pidge we were wrestling, duh?" Both boys held smirks and I was literally dying on the inside because I took in everything wrong. They weren't making out or doing the nasty nope these oblivious fools were acting like children.

"Pidge you good?" Lance ask as he put his hand on my shoulder "I thought you two were kissing or even more!" Lance looked disgusted while Keith looked embarrassed "Ew! What? Me and Keith kissing? Are you being for real? Never in a million years!" I sigh