Difficult Love (An Undertale Fanfic) *Completed*

Chapter 3

~Sans' POV~
"GAHHHHHHH!! I can't think of ANYTHING" I hear my brother yell as I walk into the house, coming home from Grillby's.
"Jeez Pap, no need to rattle your bones." I joke.
I close the door behind me and walk over to sit in the brown recliner, adjacent to the brown couch that my brother was on. "So, what're you trying to think of?"
"Well, you see, brother," he starts, "Asgore told me that it's against the Human-Monster agreement rules for monsters and humans to date. He said that the only way it would be possible for me to date the human is for me to somehow become human myself..so.." he looks down at his bony hands. "I've been trying to think of a way to do that."
"No need to lose your head over this, Pap. Though I can tell you must love her a skele-ton since you'd go as far as becoming a human to be with her," I joke again.
"This is no time for your ridiculous jokes, Sans! I need help to figure something out."
"Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken. I'm just trying to lighten the mood."
Papyrus glares at me, causing me to sigh. "Sorry, Pap, I'll stop. In all seriousness, I might have a solution to your problem."
His face lights up. "What? Really?!"
I nod in response. "I've heard that there's a witch on the human land. Apparently she can do some pretty magical things."
Papyrus tilts his head a bit to the side. "What's a witch, Sans? I don't think I've ever heard of those before."
"Well, I guess it's not surprising. I heard that they're rare these days; real ones, at least. They're humans who are supposedly able to use magic, like us monsters, only it's..different from ours. I've heard that they can cause miracles to happen."
"Wowie, I didn't know that humans could also use magic! Why have I never heard of this person?"
"Well, apparently she's in a kind of secluded place, but from what I know, she's not far from the end of the bridge."
"Do you really think that she can turn me into a human?" he asks.
I shrug. "Maybe. But, don't you think it's worth looking into? If you want to be with her that badly, your affection must be bone deep. Maybe it's worth a shot?"
Papyrus thinks for a moment before abruptly standing up. "Alright! I, The Great Papyrus, shall go to see this 'Witch'." He looks down at me, nervously adding on ". . .iiiiiif you go with me.."
I shrug once again. "Anything to help out my little bro."
With that, Papyrus shouts out an enthusiastic "YAYY!!" Before grabbing my arm and practically pulling me out of the house.
"H-hey, be careful..you're going to pull my arm out of its socket!"
We get into our red sports car and begin driving towards the human land. About halfway across the bridge, a thought pops into my head.
"Hey, Pap...say that we meet the witch and she does turn you into a human..wouldn't that really shock everyone else? Maybe we should wait until we discuss it with everyone.."
"Do not worry, brother! For I have a brilliant idea!"
"And what might that be?"
Papyrus pulls out his cellphone and begins doing something on it.
"I shall update my status on UnderNet! Surely they'll see it."
"Are you sure that's the best way to go about it..?"
After posting his status, he turns to me, smiling. "I'm sure everything will work out just fine!"
Just then, his phone goes off. He looks at the caller ID before answering it.
"Hello, Undyne!"
"YOU'RE DOING WHAT?!"
I hear her yell through the phone.
"We're going to see if this witch lady will turn me into a human! Won't it be cool if she can? ..Yes, but.. Come on, it's my only chance to be with Frisk! Yeah, I understand. Really? THANK YOU, Undyne!! Oh, by the way, do me a favor and tell everyone that I'll post a picture tonight if it works. Okay. Me too. Okay, bye Undyne!"
"So, what'd she have to say?" I ask.
"She said it's a great idea! Well, more or less."
I let out a sigh before returning my full attention to driving.
We drive for about thirty more minutes before stopping at a gas station to fill up, getting directions while here.
I talk to the cashier for a while before returning to Papyrus in the car.
"Well, brother?"
"The cashier was very humerus."
"Did you even ask her for directions, Sans?"
"Of course I did," I start, pulling out of the gas station parking lot. "She says it's a place called the 'Otherworldly Shoppe'. From what she told me, it's about a ten minute drive."
"Are you sure you know where to go," he asks, his skepticism sounding in his voice.
"Don't worry, bro. I'm better with directions than you might think. Don't drive yourself crazy worrying about getting lost." I joke.