Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader

Chapter Two

"So what's (H/T) like?"

We were heading to lunch and the girls had seemed to adopt me into their group. It felt nice to have random strangers accept me as their own.

"I mean it was home," I shrugged.

"OMG Wendy, look at Kyle today!" Bebe exclaimed. "I'm going to make that fine piece of ass mine someday."

"Bebe," Wendy rolled her eyes. "You can't keep calling him a fine piece of ass."

Bebe shrugged, "I can't help that that's what he is."

I looked across the cafeteria where the Jewish boy sat with his friends. He was a slender guy with tan skin, He had red curly hair peeking out from underneath his hat. You could tell he had a fro going on. Oddly, it didn't look half bad on him. He had dark green eyes, almost resembling emerald. Strangely he was quite attractive. He had a certain uniqueness about him.

My eyes slowly moved to Cartman, who sat next to Kyle. He was staring right at me with a devilish glare.

*Eric's P.O.V.*

I looked directly at her. She was off with the girls. They seemed to like her very much. (Y/N)'s eyes gazed over to my side of the room. I studied it closely to realize that she was staring at the famous Jew of the school.

Kyle...

I felt a grin form on my face.

This is going to be good.

"Kyle, how do you feel about the new girl....um (Name that is close to your's but isn't your name)?" I slyly asked.

"You mean (Y/N)?" He sharply replied.

Hostility...perfect.

"Oh yeah... She's pretty cute," I commented. "You think her and I-"

"Are you kidding me? A girl like that has more standards than to go for a guy like you," Kyle spat.

I held back a grin, "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you liked her."

Kyle rolled his eyes, "So what if I did. It's not your concern."

I shrugged, "I suppose you're right."

Kyle continued to finish his lunch with an irritated aura around him.

*Your P.O.V.*

It's true the girls here were a tad bit over bearing, but it was almost refreshing. They at least acted like they somewhat cared about what I had to say. Maybe I'm just getting my hopes up, but I don't think living in South Park will be so bad.

Boy... was I wrong on that one.