*Eric's P.O.V.*
You're the reason we can't even get shakes at lunch anymore...
If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be the school with the highest rate of obesity.
I hovered over the toilet and let out the rest of my lunch. I slid to the floor and let out a single tear.
So this is what it has come to?
~Time Skip~
I spotted Craig in the hall.
"Just the guy I wanted to see," I grinned, slinging my arm over his shoulder and walking down the hall with him.
"What do you want, Cartman?" he rolled his eyes.
"Remember last year when you asked me to take care of those Junior guys that wouldn't leave Tweak alone?" I reminded him.
"Yeah?" he questioned.
"And I told you that you owed me one," I continued.
He nodded in response.
"Well, my finger flipping friend, the time has come for you to pay me back," I smiled.
He frowned, "And if I refuse?"
"Craig, my friend," I let out a laugh, "I once tricked a kid into eating his parents...I don't think you'll refuse."
"What do you want?" he groaned.
"Don't worry. It's real simple. I just need you to date Sally Darson," I explained. "I'll even throw in this..."
I handed him a bag with weed inside.
"You really want this, don't you?" he asked.
"I just have some things to do, and this will make it go a lot faster," I shrugged.
"Well, I don't know nor do I care what you're doing. I'm getting pussy and weed. I'm good with it," Craig took the bag and started to stroll off.
"Oh, and Craig?" I called.
He turned around, "Yeah?"
"Wait until this weekend," I added.
"Okay, whatever man," he agreed and continued down the hall.
Now to find Sally...
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Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader
FanficThis was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a...
