Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader

Chapter Three

*Eric's P.O.V.*

It has been three weeks since (Y/N) first appeared at South Park High.  We sat in the library again.  Today it was just Kenny, Kyle, and me.  Stan was off working on some project.

This was the third week straight that Kyle would just stare at (Y/N).

"Kyle you should really just go talk to her, because this whole making goo goo eyes across the room is going to make a vomit," I commented.

"I hope it does," he spat.

I sighed, "Look Kyle, I've done some pretty shitty stuff to you-"

"You think?" he scoffed.

"I know, I know," I agreed.  "But Kyle, this could be your first real relationship.  I wouldn't jeopardize something like that-"

"The hell you wouldn't," he rolled his eyes.

"I honestly wouldn't.  I can tell by the way you look at her, you care.  Take my advice.  Go for her," I encouraged.

"Alright Fatass, but I'm not doing this because you told me to," Kyle sighed, getting up and going to her table.

"Faze one in action," I grinned to myself.

"What the fuck man," Kenny commented.

"Kenny keep your fucking mouth shut, or I'll ruin you too," I threatened.

Kenny surrendered with his hands and went back to watch God knows what on his phone.

*Your P.O.V.*

I was sitting peacefully until I was greeted by a pleasant surprise.

"Hey (Y/N)," Kyle shyly smiled.

"H-h-hey," I stuttered like an idiot.

"Mind if I sit here?" he asked.

"Go ahead," I replied.  "What?  Did you get sick of Cartman's shit?" 

He gave me a smile, "You know, a lady shouldn't speak with such vulgar words."

"I'm sorry," I paused, "it's just that Cartman and vulgar words go hand in hand."

"You know what else can go hand in hand?... Me and you," he grinned.

I shot into laughter, "That was so cheesy."

"You know it," he nodded cheekily.  "Wanna hear more?"

I nodded eagerly.

"Well how about you give me your phone, I'll give you my number, and you can hear all the cheesiness you want," he suggested.

I agreed and handed him my phone.  I typed in the name himself: Kyle <3.

The bell rang, and I felt my heart flutter.

So things don't seem so bad, but there was a problem.  A huge problem.  You see, that day I fell.  And when I fall, I fall hard.  And I didn't have anyone to catch me.