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Woozi

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Woozi: Agust D, wassup boi? Still swaeg?

Jihoon: I'm not your grandpa.

Woozi: Why the fck you layeeeeeeeeeen~

Jihoon: I'M NOT LEE YOONG!

Woozi: But you're his other half!

Jihoon: Eew dude, we're not even couple.

Woozi: Because you want Soonyoung more than your hyung?

Jihoon: Why do you know him?

Woozi: Because we were destined to be together, jealous?

Jihoon: Do you even believe with those things?

Woozi: Just admit it lil boi, you still love him.

Woozi: Stop denying it, you're not good at

               acting and even admitted you're not.

Jihoon: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO USE MY NAME?

Woozi: Why? Are you irritated looking at my name, I mean your name.

Jihoon: You're not real.

Jihoon: You're just a pure hallucination of Kwon Soonyoung.

Woozi: You don't want to talk about him but look who started it.

Woozi: Pretending to be tough ey?

Jihoon: Can you stop? And who the hell are you to use my name?

Woozi: Scared?

Jihoon: No, I'm pissed.

Woozi: Then go get Jisoo's guitar and slam it to my face.

Jihoon: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!

Woozi: I am you and you are me.

Woozi: Creepy isn't it?

Jihoon: I don't believe with your shit.

Woozi: Because you don't give a shit?

Jihoon: Oh yeah, and get lost before I'll seriously hit you with my hyung's guitar.

Woozi: Chill your tits dude.

Jihoon: THE HELL?

Woozi: Why do you have to act out having amnesia?

Jihoon: Do you need a record of my confession with Soonyoung?

Woozi: WHAT YOU CONFESSED TO SOONYOUNG??!?!?!?1?!?

Woozi: SO YOU'RE NOW A NEW COUPLE?!?!?!?!?!

Woozi: OMAYGOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN TELL ME WHERE I NEED A COPY OF THE WHOLE SCENE 

Woozi: GGGGGIIIIIIVEEE IT TO MEEE OH BABY GIVE IT TO ME~

Jihoon: Damn you. What are you talking about?

Woozi: YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU CONFESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jihoon: Yes, I told him about the accident that's all.

Woozi: So strong yet coward. 

Jihoon: WHATTAAA!? Then why don't you do it!

Woozi: Do it for you? Why would I? Do you think I was the one who love him?

Jihoon: Did I said that I loved him?

Woozi: Yes, it was past tense with that D in the end.

Jihoon: What D?

Woozi: You kinky boi ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jihoon: Bye, I'm fucking done with your bullshits

Woozi: Wait!

Jihoon: Before I leave, let me remind you.

Jihoon: Hurt Soonyoung and I'll slit your throat

Jihoon: And break your legs until you won't feel them.

Seen. 

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Talking to himself? Hmmmmmmmmmm........


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