삼십 칠 • drunk?

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I don't know what has gotten into me but this happened. . Anyway, I hope you like it!

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Hoonie is calling . . .
Accept | Decline

"HyuuuUuUng. . Cheollie. . . My baby. . . My future husband. . ."

"Jihoon, it's like 3am. What are you doing?"

"Wwwwae? Am I not allowwwwed to call my handsome and beloved boyfriend?"

". . . . ."

"Awwwweee. . Is my baby Seungcheollie blushing hard right now?"

"Stop. . ."

"I wanna give you kisses and cuddles babyyyy. . ."

". . . ."

"Or maybe a shower with yyyyou. . That sounds nnnice right?"

"Jihoonie. ."

"I thought you liked it when I become sweet to you, babyyyy?"

"Yeah, I do. But not when I was in the middle of my peaceful sleep. ."

"Hmmmp. . Seungcheollie doesn't like it when I become cute? Hmmmp. ."

"N-no I don't mean it like that— okay fine. I like that you're acting cute and sweet."

"How about if I. . . Act sexy and seductive? Would you like that babyyyy?"

"Yah, Lee Jihoon. ."

"Would you like me to kiss you seductively? My hands roaming all over your body and my hips grind—"

"Jihoon, stop before I lose control. What's gotten in to you? Did I do something wrong? Or perhaps, did you do something wrong?"

"Wwwwhy? I just—hic—want to—hic—show you hhhhow much I love you."

"Wait a minute, are you drunk?!"

"Nnnooo. . I just went for a few drinks with Wonwoo and Jun. . ."

"Why would you do that? You know that you can't handle yourself when you're drunk! Jihoon are you out of your mind?"

". . ."

"Didn't I tell you that you're only allowed to drink when I'm with you? You're making me so damn frustrated at 3AM. Your alcohol tolerance isn't that high unlike me, you get that? No more drinking for you, Jihoon. You're going home."

"Wow. . ."

"What do you mean "wow"? Where are you? Tell me the address so I can take you home."

"You sound so hot when you're angry. . . Maybe I should make—hic—you mad more often. . ."

"What the f— you know what, nevermind. I think I know where you are. I'll be there in 10. Don't move your adorable annoying ass or else you're dead."

"Ooooh, I'm scared. . ."

"Oh you should be. You've been a very very bad boy, Jihoon. . And you know what happens to bad boys. ."

"They get punished. . Rawr. . I'll be waiting for you. . daddy . ."

"Just you wait, Lee Jihoon. I'm going to punish you so hard, you won't be able to drink for days because your legs will turn into jelly. . "

"Bring it on, daddy. . . I'll make you beg like a little girl later. . ."

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And there we have it folks. You just witnessed a drunk Jihoon acting cute and seductive. . . Forgive me. .

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