because you so politely (but loudly) asked

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"good morning, dal--"

"brendon. urie. you have got to be kidding me."

dallon caught the coffee mug that was slid to him just in time before it fell off of the counter and glared at brendon.

"oh my god not this again. dal, we've been over this, we're both equally amazing teachers," brendon sighed into his own coffee mug.

"not that. you just didn't tell me how horrible you were at hiding birthday presents, bren," dallon snickered when brendon's jaw dropped.

"oh, god, you found it?" he looked at dallon in astonishment. "dally, i spent about an hour trying to find a good, secure spot to hide that damn thing." dallon stood amused at his beloved's whiny tone and childish stance and his protruding lip.

"awe, i'm sorry. i know i wasn't supposed to find it, but where you hid it was so obvious, pumpkin. hey, if it makes you feel any better, i only saw a flash of it before my moral side took over." dallon walked over to brendon and lifted his chin gently.

"it ruined the surprise, dalpal..." brendon whined. dallon smiled softly.

"i can act surprised if you'd like?" brendon only sighed.

"that's not how it works," dallon laughed lightly and smacked him playfully on the side of his head.

"oh, hush, urie."
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