I laughed, pushing Kei off the couch. "That's so mean!" I scream, not able to hold back my giggles.
"See! Even Suki-chan agrees! It was uncalled for bro" Kenichi mumbled with a death glare. Kei laughed and nods, his hands up in a surrendering way. They had been discussing their looks when Kei pointed out that he thought Kenichi would 'pop out' as a fat, short guy.
"Ok, ok, I guess I was wrong." Kei mumbled, grinning as he switched his tone to a mock-hurt, British-like accent. "I am oh-so sorry Ken(1), it makes my heart wrench into tight knots to see you on the brink of tears... Seeing you so angry at me--I-I don't think I can handle it!" Kei put his hand over his heart and leaned to the side. "Oh it hurts" he mumbled quietly.
I couldn't handle it and burst out laughing, grinning like mad as I clapped my hands together. "Bravo darling, BRAVO!" I shouted, whipping the tears from the corners of my eyes with a random cloth. "You did so well! Oh my baby! He's growing up! I can see it now! He's gonna be on BROADWAY!" I said as my eyes watered again, my eyes all shiny as I gripped Kei's shoulders and motioned my hand in a low arch. "Oh baby I cant wait to see you preform!"
"Mom!" Kei whined. "You know broadways only for the best!" Kei shouted. "I'm nothing compared to them..." Kei's eyes watered as he gripped his knee, balling up the fabric.
"Oh no son, you'll get the part in no time!" Ken shouted in a heroic way. "Have some confidence, kid! You have some serious talent!" Kei jumped up, his eyes shining with hope.
"Really Dad?" Kei questioned.
"Of course baby, your daddy would never lie!" I said, grinning as I swung my arm over Ken's shoulder--I could swear I saw Ken start blushing, but I didn't really want to ask so I let it go.
"Aww shucks Ma, don't make me blush" Ken mumbled, blush still in tact. Kei and I gasped, standing back to have a better look at Ken.
"Look Ma! He's got such a realistic blush!" Kei gushed, mouth open in awe. I grinned and nudged Kei.
"Where'd you think you got your talent from?" I teased, poking Kei's nose and skipping back to the couch. Kei laughed and joined me, putting his arm over my shoulders as I leaned on him. "Well enough of that!" I laughed, relaxing. "So, how's it been for you guys? Being all arrancar-y?" I questioned.
"Eh, pretty much the same." Kei responded.
"Yep." Ken agreed, nodding.
"Where are your hollow holes? I was told we still have them, but they can be anywhere on our bodies." I asked, getting up and sitting on the coffee table, folding my legs the 'indian way'(2).
"Mine is on my hand." Ken pointed out, holding his hand up and revealing a hole that took up majority of his left palm. I giggled and poked my fingers through the hole. Kei couldn't help but laugh.
"You're fingering Ken!" Kei pointed out with a dirty grin. I shuddered and snatched my hand away, laughing at Ken's blushing face and Kei's dirty smirk.
"Well? How about you?" I asked Kei.
"Mine is right here." He said with a laugh, sticking his freakishly long but strangely not forked tongue out to reveal a two inch hole.
"That'd be interesting to kiss." I mumbled, laughing as Kei winked.
"Wanna try?" He questioned, a sexy smirk on his face.
"Oh I dunno, what if I do?" I asked, leaning forward a bit.
"No no! Y'all aren't kissin'! No no!" Ken said loudly, shaking his head as he stood up. Me and Kei laughed and nodded, going back to our original positions.
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Nothing But Trash
Fanfiction[[Ulquiorra Fanfic, LONG Hiatus potentially discontinued]] Suki was a small hollow when her only happiness was ripped away from her--killed right in front of her, really. Since then, she'd vowed to kill the hollow who'd destroyed her and would stop...
