"Eh?!" The two shouted, their eyes wide. I giggled and shrugged, walking to the closet and yanking it open, pulling out a stack of aprons. I grabbed one of the cute maid-like aprons, tying it around my waist. I turned and posed, sticking my tongue out.
"How do I look?" I teased. Both blushed like mad before pulling out their own aprons--ones that were less girly of course. I rolled my eyes and skipped back to the counter, plucking the measuring cup out of the bowl and checking what it measures. I hummed as I ripped the flour open, pouring the light white powder into the cup.
"We don't even know how to bake it!" Kei shouted, standing in front of the bowls before I could grab another. I pouted and reached into one of the drawers, pulling out a book, flipping through the pages. I glimpsed at the many different cakes and stopped on one of the bigger ones, grinning from ear to ear.
"This one, we'll bake this one. It has the directions and all the ingredients, so as long as we follow all of the rules we should be able to make the cake perfectly!" I said with a shrug, tossing it onto the counter as I grabbed a bowl, measuring out the multiple cups of flour and dumping them into the bowl. Ken walked over and peered over my shoulder, reading over the directions.
"Salt? They put salt in cakes?" He asked incredulously, completely serious about the question. I read over the directions, it said to add salt. I shrugged and nodded, grabbing the container of salt and measuring it out, adding it to the bowl of powder.
"What's next Ken?" I asked, mixing the two ingredients together.
"Uh, add baking powder." He said, handing me the container of powder. I shrugged and measured out what it said, adding it to the cake mix. We continued like that until we had it all mixed.
" 'Now separate it into two bowls and add cocoa powder to one'." Kei read, picking up the book. I shrugged and did my best to separate it as equally as I could without actually measuring. Oh well, I don't feel like doing the math. I looked over to him, prompting him to continue. " 'Now in a separate bowl mix all wet ingredients. Start with your room temperature butter'." He read, handing me and Ken the boxes of butter. We tore them open as quickly as we could, but me being the klutz I am ended up knocking my hand straight into the bag of flour, knocking it to the floor with a thud. A cloud of white was quick to devour the room, the flour attacking our lungs.
I coughed and tried to swat it away, but I think I just made it worst. I sighed and whipped my powder coated hands on my apron, walking along the counter as I searched for the stove. As soon as I found it, I reached above me, fumbling with the hood range until I found the switches. I ran my fingers over them and clicked them all, watching as the lights turned on and off before I finally flicked the switch for the fans to turn on. I let out a breath as I watched the flour begin to be sucked into the fan, the room slowly clearing up.
"Uh... What's next?" I asked sheepishly, smiling at the boys. Kei let out a big huff and turned back to the book.
"You still have to put the sticks of butter into the bowl, dumb-nut." He pointed out, smirking as he looked over his shoulder. I just pouted and grabbed the many sticks of butter that had fallen out of the package before the flour incident. I began to peel off the covers and toss them into the bowl, both Ken and Kei joining me to speed up the process. We still had some butter left, so we just laid it on the table, too lazy to put it back.
"And now?" I questioning. Kei grabbed the book and was about to start reading, when Ken snatched the book away, sticking his tongue out before quickly resuming reading.
"Now add... Eggs." he said after a short pause, a quick glance at Kei. Kei's eyes widened, but he was too late. I grinned and gripped the carton of eggs, tearing it open as I grabbed two in each hand. I smiled like a madman as I prepared to crack them, tossing my hand up and bringing it down with speed that would surprise Aizen-sama himself. Both Ken and Kei screamed 'no' at the same time, their hands reaching out to stop mine. I stopped them just above the bowl and cracked them expertly in my hands, the egg yolk and whites spilling out. I took a step back and smirked at the shocked boys, tossing the egg shells into the sink before folding my arms.
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Nothing But Trash
Fanfiction[[Ulquiorra Fanfic, LONG Hiatus potentially discontinued]] Suki was a small hollow when her only happiness was ripped away from her--killed right in front of her, really. Since then, she'd vowed to kill the hollow who'd destroyed her and would stop...
