Life Without you(slow Updates)

What horrible weather

Mark's pov:

I shivered as I ran threw the rain. Jack sent me to town to pick up a couple things for dinner. He said it was going to be something special so out the door I went without even checking the broadcast. Well this is what I fuckin get. It's rainin cats and dogs. Hell I just stepped in a big poodle (dumbarse  pun was just sitting there staring at me lol)! I hurriedly raced to town and bought the stuff. I'm still getting used to euros and I'm sure that the cashier is over charging me but jack keeps calling my paranoia silly. I waved to alex and andy as I saw them lock up the bar café. Alex smiled and waved well andy gave me this weird sort of look. I don't think andy likes me much but jack calls this silly to. I hurriedly home and damn near broke my neck in the same puddle from before. I could here foot steps behind me as I ran. I turned around to see that no one was there so I shrugged my shoulders and went on with my day. I finally got back to our home,yes I said our home. It doesn't look as bad as when I'd first gotten here. The grass was up to my knees and the rose bushes where in need of a major pruning(oh my gosh I know a 13 year old knows how to garden(slaps both hands together on face and makes a dramatic faces ))! I'd pruned the living shit out of that poor bush and it took me awhile to mow the whole back and front yard. You'd probably think it'd be nice an cool in Ireland but no I worked up a major sweat in the humid ass heat. Also I wore a white shirt to so, jack truly did get a show out of it. I came in and was greeted at the door by an overly excited chica. I laughed as she tryed to lick me dry. I fluffed up the fur on her head and passed her to go to the kitchen. I could hear her nails click across the wooden floor. As I walked into the kitchen i was greeted by the smell of half way cooked chicken and dumplens. I smiled as I watched jack bounce to the beat of a song basting out in his poor elf ears. As I got closer his bouncing hips got even bounceyer as I guess the songs got switched. "NAH NAH HONEY I'M GOOD!I COULD HAVE ANOTHER BUT I PROBABLY SHOULD NOT! I'VE GOT SOMEBODY AT HOME!"I smiled even more as I set down the bag on the counter. I walked even closer and I layed my head on his neck and wrapped my arms around his small still bouncing hips. He jerked back and his head whipped back and almost stabbed me with his knife that he'd been using to chop veggies with a second ago. He sighed as he saw it was me. I'd thrown my arms into the air in surrender. He laughed at my simi scared face. He turned around and I think just to mess with me he stabbed the sharp knife into the thick wooden chopping board. It stood straight up with a slight wobble to it. I gulped dramatically and I could feel myself Addams apple Bob as I pulled on my small t-shirt collar. Jack leaned forward and put his arms around my still wet neck and he stood there with his mouth inches from mine. He smacked his lips into mine and I could feel my knees go weak and our lips sparked and became volcanically hot. It warmed my cold wet skin. All of a sudden I could hear the stove top hissing I pulled away before he tryed to snake out his tounge. The pot on the stove was boiling over and the water broth stuff was hitting the fire under it. I panicked and shoved jack to the side a bit and turned off the burner. I grabbed the burning hot handle and threw it in the sink. I cranked on the icy cold water and let it run over the whole pan and my now red hand. I looked down to the pan to see almost charred hot chocolate I think at least it's what I think it is. I looked over at jack to see him crying a little bit as he held his now really red elbow and a piece of his forearm. I rushed over to him and skimmed over his arm to see if it'd bruise. The part of his arm might bruise a bit but that's it. I looked back up at his beautiful face to see it scrunched in a weird way. Like he was trying not to laugh and cry at the same time. I watched as he walked around me and fished out the ever present first aid kit. He grabbed out what I think is burn cream and and a roll of medical wrap. "Here let me see your hand." He held out his hand as he waited for mine. I gingerly placed my hand in his and hissed as he started applying the cream to the burns. He finally wrapped it up and I laughed at the fact that I look like a boxer now. After he stopped I balled up my fist gently and started bouncing back and forth on my feet like a boxer in the ring. He laughed at my antics which made me smile my lopsided smile. "Well I was going to make hot chocolate which is one reason you went to the shops. Also I was missing spices for the chicken an dumplens. I called and asked your mom for the recipe to!" I smiled as I kissed cheek. "Why thank you my whittle leprechaun! Hey we need to dye our hair again. I need to get rid of this red mess and your green is running out!" Jack smiled then frowned a little. "Whats wrong jacki?" I tryed to slur my what's to see if I could make him smile more. "I'm gonna miss wed! Iz my favowite colur!" I laughed as he tryed mimic me. He gave me those big blue puppy dog eyes as I tryed to stay strong. I let out a dramatic groan as his eyes stretched wider. "Finnnnnnneeee gosh man!" I laughed as he squealed and hugged me. "But only for a few more weeks." I put my hand on my hip and bobbed my finger at him like a sassy mom after he let me go. He laughed and shooed me out the kitchen so he could finish our dinner. I walked back upstairs and dryed off more and put on new boxers and I changed into a pair of tiny box Tim pajama (why do we call one thing of pants a pair of pants when there's only one?Is it because of the two leg thing?) I walked back down stairs as I continued to dry my hair. I laughed as jack walked out with the food and he stopped in his tracks and his jaw dropped. I walked closer and I put my hand under his chin and shut it. "You don't want to catch Flys now do you?" I laughed as I walked off with my bowl as he shook out his face and made the way over with the spoons and his own bowl. I put the towel down on the arm of the couch as he finally sat down practically on my lap. I laughed and put my bowl infront of him as he snuggled deeper into my chest. I bet he's having fun with my small abs (wait for fangirl attack where they say he has massive abs). He grabbed the remote off the couch cushion and flicked the TV on to some random channel that had something weird on (who doesn't do this?) Then this loud almost booming knock sounded off in the hallway. Jack hopped up and sat down his bowl I then sat down mine and followed him down the hallway to the front door. Jack opened the door to see this kind of policewoman on the porch. She stood with her head held high and her dark wet brown hair up in a tight bun. Her uniform was heavily ironed and still somehow crisp. She flashed her badge at us and introduced herself. "Hello sirs I'm detective rodchester and I've got this report on abuse and it's for a mark fischbach and then there's also another complaint about loud screams coming from this house." She had this extremely bored draw to her voice. You could tell she was pissed about being out in the rain for so long. Jack turned to me and huffed. He crossed his arms and gave me a fake pissed glare. "Merki you need to order new pads for that damned recording room of yours."I sighed and looked back at the waiting cop. "I'm sorry detective rodchester. I'm a gaming youtuber and I scream at my computer a lot and swear at it." I smiled as very uncomfortable smile at her and she didn't budge but she made a very pissed huffing sound. "I'm sorry sir but that's still not enough. I'm going to have to take this mark fischbach. Which one of you is named mark?" I stepped forward and she sighed. "Sir I need you to put a shirt on." I was about to go upstairs to get a shirt when she grabbed me by my arm and asked jack to go get me a shirt. "I'm not aloud to let someone of your status out of my sight sir." I nodded and gently grabbed the t-shirt from jack. It was the one with me surrounded by a mountain of cats. I smiled and blew a kiss to him as I turned around and let her hand cuff me. I wish I could have kissed him for real but she pulled me away and nudged me to her waiting car. I wish I could have wipped away the tear on his cheeks. "Hey jacki save me some dumplings please booo!" I smiled a big worry free smile at him and turned around and tryed to wave at him before she slammed the car door. I turned around to see him smile as he tryed to wipe away his tears. I sighed and let the smile drop as we went around the corner. My head dropped and tears filled my eyes. Then this thought popped into my head. Who blamed me,andy or demon? The thought of this angered me. "Detective if I may ask who filed a report on me?" She looked back at me with a stoney Moss colored glare. "Sir I'm not aloud to tell you but if it's true then you won't ever see your girlfriend ever again. People like you disgust me." She growled at the end. Anger bubbled up inside of me as she said the word girlfriend . "Ma'am I'm sorry to say this but you've been mislead. I'm a proud boyfriend to the guy jack that you met back there. You know the slightly shorter guy with the biggest most beautiful blue eyes. An his floofy faded green hair!" I gushed as I listed off things about my wittle jacki. The whole time I talked as we drove to the station she gave me this raised eyebrow look." How long have you two been dating?" I smiled at her. "We've been dating for two months one week and two days on the dot!" I smiled the biggest smile and my cheeks darkened to a deep red blush. After awhile I sighed as she pulled me out of the back seat. My legs had practically turned to jelly from the long drive to the town next to ours. This town has an actual station instead of a sheriff sort of thing. I smiled slightly as she nudged me along gently. I think I chinked her armor well talking about my jacki. We walked up the small flight of stairs and she put on a show to act like she'd caught an actual criminal instead of a framed man. I slumped down in a chair as I waited for her fill out a stack of paper work on her desk for me. I sat across from her and answered all of her questions."full name?" "Mark Edward fischbach." "Date of birth" "June 28 1989." "Height." "5'9.11." "Convection." "Acoused of abuse." She passed over the stack and had me sign my name here and there. She smiled slightly and put her pen up and she gestured for me to get up and she grabbed my hands that where still locked to my back. She pulled but didn't drag me like I've seen a couple of scary looking people getting from some of these scary stone faced police men and women. She went up to this old saggy looking woman behind this ticket booth looking thing. It almost made her look like a person behind the glass at the movies that you'd slide money to and they'd give you tickets. She took the stack and skimmed threw it. She looked up at me and tutted at me. "I-Its a-always t-the p-pretty o-ones!" She huffed and handed the detective the keys to what I believe is a jail cell. She grabbed my wrists gingerly and we went down a series of hallways and doors. I sighed in semi comfort as I finally sat down in a cell and the detective gave me a kind of mopping look. "I'm sorry Mr.Fischbach but this had to happen." I smiled at her. I know it's strange but I can't keep a smile off my face tonight. "Call me mark ,detective! It's ok it's just orders. Job to pay the bills. I get it. I'm a video gaming youtuber heck jack was once but he's a bartender now. Heck you can't even say I'm a mean drunk,last time I was drunk I had this heartattack thing. Damn Korean blood!" I laughed as she smiled at me. "Call me Katie if you want! What was the name of that channel of yours again and what's your audience?" I chuckled. "The names markiplier and I vlog and play games or do challenges. My audience is everywhere on the chart to. From eight years old and younger to up and beyond. Be warned I case a lot. I tryed to stop but hey Mario maker watcha gonna do!" I laughed as I rembered that game. I might play it when I get back. If I get back actually. Her eyes widened a bit as if she'd gotten an idea. "Hey you did say your partner jack had a channel what happened there?" I sighed and frowned a tear slipped down my face. I wipped my face. "His was going good. He was gaining subscribers by the hour. He was so happy yelling and laughing at games. He then adopted a little eight year old girl. Her name was echo. She was the apple of both of our eyes. Jack and I weren't dating then. His ex girlfriend found out after his first video with echo in it. Poor little echo. She could draw,play and beat hard video games. You could tell just by looking at her that she would be a future heartbreaker! His ex fucking murdered her. Just for being his little girl. She hated little kids. And now she's trying to pull me away from jack." I jumped up and started pulling on my hair. Tears fell from my eyes and down onto the concrete floor. Katie walked in and hugged me. I wrapped my arms around her and I felt so short now. She's probably as tall as wade. Damn giraffe wade. She let go and smiled at me. She had a pretty smile. It made her eyes crinkle and big dimples form on her cheeks. Her eyes sparkled and it showed most of her straight white teeth. "I hope such a nice woman like you meets your match some day!" She pulled out her wallet and showed me this picture of her kneeling down next to a little boy that looked about three or four with long curly red flecked brown hair. There was a relish brown haired muscular man sitting next to her with his mustache kissing the edge of her left cheek. They all had the biggest smile on their face. "His name is Liam and that's  our son Micheal. He's three and a half years old." She smiled and blushed as she looked at the picture. She smiled and waved over at this old man in the cell next to mine. She then put the picture back up and waved at me as she left the room hall thing. I leaned against the corner where the wall met the bars. I then looked over at the old man she'd waved at. He was just sitting there on the suspended board or bed I guess. It was held onto the wall by two thick chains. He looked up at me and smiled this broken grin. His grey hair was ruffled like he'd been out in the wind. His grey blue eyes where misty like he was either going blind or he was high off his ass. "Hey son why are ye in here?" He got up and shuffled over to me and slid down the wall next to me. "I'm acoused of abuse. What about you old timer?" He sighed a heavy sigh. "Meh poor wife was murdered and they think I,an almost blind old man killed his wife of fiftea years!?" I huffed as he went on. Poor old man he's just like me in a way. Blamed for something we didn't do well I didn't do. "Something who'd you 'abuse' " He did the quotes in the air as he said abuse. "Well my ......boyfriend's ex girlfriend called the station and said I abused her and called me her boyfriend." He flapped his wrinkled old hand at me. "Don't be shy boy. My youngest daughter dolly's  a lesbian with a wife and they'd given me two healthy grandson! I'm happy she's happy and she's given me not just one but two of em!" He watched or as best as he could at least in his predicament. "Her wife isn't nixie by any chance ?" He nodded and grinned. "Oh I know them their youngest son was friends with my boyfriend Jack's daughter e-echo." He looked over at me with this lost looking curious look. "Somethin wrong boy. Do you stutter or did something go wrong on your end.
"W-well s-she w-was m-murdered!?" I cryed as the old man patted me on the shoulder well he'd hit my neck first but hey it was close enough. I thanked him and asked his name. "Names Sherman, lad but my friends call my shermie so call me shermie lad. If my dolly likes you enough to call yesterday a friend then your a friend of mine!" I smiled and stuck my arm threw the bars. I gave him the best of a side hug you can give a person threw bars. "The names mark by the way shermie. Sorry about the hug though I'm a hugger shermie!" He laughed this deep chuckle kind of thing and smiled a closed mouth smile. "Glad to know glad to know lad. Pray to the gods that we both make it out of here without a hitch." He stuck his hand threw the bars and I shook it. He had almost a John Wayne grip to it. Mine was a little bit weaker then his but hey. "Nice ferm hand shake tells a lot about a man." A few hours later or may I say the next morning Katie came down followed by a worried and panicked jack. He ran over to my cell and I ran to my still locked door. "Jack jack calm down its fine we'll be fine."I stuck my hand threw the bars and ran my fingers threw his extremely tangled faded droopy hair as best as I could. His blue eyes where dark and moppy. They where tinted blood shot. He seemed just so frail from when he last saw him. Suddenly jack just broke down and burst out crying. "Shhhh Shhhh jack please don't cry please. They don't have anything on me I don't have a girlfriend. Please don't cry you'll make me cry and we'll be a mess and where would that get us hmmm!" I started whinning as I tryed not to cry. He hung one of his hands from mine as I put my hand on his cheeks and tryed to stop the flow of tears. He eventually stopped and smiled. He chuckled slightly as he took off his backpack and pulled out a little tupleware container of chicken and dumplens. I smiled and laughed as he handed them to me with a plastic fork and spoon. Katie just stood to the side and acted as if she didn't see anything. "Hey shermie you hungry over there ol'timer!" I watched as he slowly pulled himself off the floor. His joints popped and creaked as he made his way over to the corner closer to mine and the door. "Sure mark I could eat. I wish they'd give me my pills or I'd end up joining poor ol' edith." He smiled as I stuck the bowl between the bars and handed him a fork. He ate some of it and smiled. "You better keep this one lad or I'm personally find you house and wip your arse!" Jack laughed his bubbly laugh at this and watched us eat. I looked over at him after I was full and Sherman was done. There was still some in the bowl when something popped into my mind. "Jaaaccckkk come 'ere. Have you eaten and don't lie to me you suck at it." He looked down and shuffled his feet. I walked back over to the door and I passed him the bowl and my spoon. "Eat jack eat you look thin!" I laughed as I started to sound like my mother. That got me thinking. I need to Vist my mother soon. Jack frowned as I laughed. "H-how c-can y-you l-laugh a-always a-a t-time l-like t-this!?" I sighed as he started ranting about my channel and such. "Jack jack calm down. If you go on my computer I have a huge file saved of videos for just in case. They just need to be edited and their ready to go! Jack calm down please it'll be ok.I swear and if not know that I love you and I'll tunnel my ass out with a plastic spoon!" He laughed at this. He let go of my hand and pulled back a little. He wipped the tears away and smiled at me. "Katie can I ask you something?" She nodded at me. "Can you please let jack in here I really want a hug from my jacki!" She smiled and pulled the keys out of her back uniform pants. She unlocked the door and looked up and down the hall to see if anyone was coming. Right when the door swung open jack bolted into the cell and tackled me. "Woah boy it'd like your chica and I went out for the mail!" Jack looked up at me and made his eyes go huge and he hung out his tounge. This just made everyone but shermie bust out laughing. Poor old man. After jack was done suffocating me we sat up and got unto my chain bed. "Hey shermie this is my wonderful boyfriend jack and jack this is dolly's dad!" They smiled and shook hands threw the bars. "He got framed to like me but someone murdered his wife and you know how police work. No offense Katie." She nodded and waved me off. She then walked off and left to guard the door. Jack seemed shell shocked for a second but he got over it and shermie and jack got on great. Eventually jack had to leave so I gave him a big kiss that gave him jelly legs and then I squished him in a big Bear hug. He gasped and left as he got the fork back from shermie and grabbed the empty container. "Don't want to leave behind evidence now do we!" He laughed and left with Katie. She ran back in and I laughed as she locked back my door. I slumped back up against the wall behind the bed and drifted off to sleep well I listened to shermie snore like a bear next to me.

TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIED!!!! Hazel here with a new chapter! OK woooooo first chapter published with my new tablet. The old one always crashed on me before I could publish lol. Ok I'm sorry for the past two weeks of not updating but hey I have two other chapter for two different stories half done. I've been having to make and finish a whole bunch of projects in school but hey it's summer in three Fooken days my silly goomy goombas! AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!

~♡hazel♧