Words of a Game - The World God Only Knows Fan Fiction

Interview Time

SETTING THE STAGE. Since I need to properly think of what I'm going to do in order for my story to flourish, (And many hardcore TWGOKers are reading) I'm going to work on my story foundation. The first chapter won't change. I just... Need to make it work. XD So I'm not keeping chu all waiting forever.

Behold.

An interview. (Interviewer in Bold, Guest in Regular) [Play the music in the multimedia section for an awesomer experience. XD]

Name?

Um... Kuroda Makoto...

Age?

17... But um.. Why am I-

B, W, AND H?!?!

Bwahh.. T-thats a little personal.... Don't, Don't you think?

Hm. Maybe. I have all of your information anyway. Even if you didn't tell me, I'd still know everything about you. So I don't know why you're even here...

Ehh-

We can move on. You don't need to tell me those numbers.

A-AmIBeingStalked?....

Cold. Those numbers respectively would be! 76, 52, 7-

S-STOP! PLEASE. I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!

Glad to hear confirmation for cooperation.

...You did that on purpose.

Had a nice ring to it right?

...A-aren't we getting off topic?

You wound me!

Sudden character change!

Problem?

N-no, not really....

.....76, 52, 79.

WAHH. You betrayed me!

Next question. What is your blood type?

Um... A I think...

Correct.

Why does this feel like a quiz show?

Do you watch/read yaoi?

ACK- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

DENIAL! SO YOU DOOO!

NO! I DON'T!

I believe you......Not.

Good.. HEY WAIT JUST A SEC-

What are your hobbies?

Um... I like to draw.... And read. And spend time outside.... But I don't have m-much time with my internship.

What do you do?

P-pathology...

Huh?

Forensics. The study of the d-dead.

Like autopsies and stuff?

Well... I don't actually g-get to do them. But I get to watch~!

Oh. So you like dead naked people, eh?

N-no, it's not like that...

You're blushing! How cute. Now. Would you like to draw us a picture?

U-uh... Sure... I not very good though... My heart is pounding....

Here's some paper! A pencil. Now draw...

While you draw. More questions. What are some dislikes?

Um... Loud people.... People who take advantage of others or nature. Stupid people.... People.

You don't like people?

Well... It's not that... I just don't like the way some people act... C-can I change my dislikes?

Sure... Since your records prove to be different...

...Umm....Well. I....

Aw. You're blushing again. You don't have to share.

Oh...Good....

When's your birthday?

...Um.... May 29th....

What were you like when you were a kid?

Like this... Maybe more outgoing though...

What was your first kiss like?

......I...I'VEGOTTAGODOSOMETHING!!

No references. Really.

....Er..........

You haven't had it? Hm.

W-why am I even being interviewed?

For the conquest of course!

C-conquest? H-huh?

You'll know later! Oh wait. You won't remember.

What are you talking about... Please take off the sunglasses and dark hood....

No!

It's creepy!

But. You might not like me.

...You're not a bad interviewer. I'm finished drawing by the way...

And you're a cute guest! And you're very talented. Beautiful picture.

T-thanks...Why are you... hitting on me?

Because I'll forever be doomed to interviewing various fictional characters.

Fictional? Who are you calling....fictional? I'm real!

Yeah... Well. That's all the time we have for today! I look forward to speaking with you once again to after chapter 5.

Thank you. And goodnight!

G-good night... Does he realize it's 1:00 in the afternoon...?