Interview Time 2 Feat. Hikari

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I actually wrote this in detention. XD AND HURR WE GO!

(Same as Last time, Interviewer in Bold, Makoto/Main guest in regular and for this time around, italicized for Hikari)

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Welcome. Welcome back, Makoto-chan.

N-now we're on a first name basis? At least tell me yours.

Classified Information, sweetheart.

Wow, my eye's really twitching.

Who have you brought with you today?

Um.. My older brother, Kuroda Hikari.

Nice to meet you. And may I ask why I am here today?

Oh, just relationship stuff. It's required for the conquest~!

What's this conquest you keep talking about?

Classified Informat- H-hikari-kun, why are you cracking your knuckl- UWAHHH-

~ONE FATALITY LATER~

*crying* I can't tell youuu! HI-KUN! Now I might never be able to have kids! UWAHHHH...

No one messes with my sister, ya hear?

T-that was uncalled for..

L-lets proceed, shall we?

R-right...

Hmph.

So, how old are you Hikari?

18 years old.

Ah. Last year of high school, eh? ..You're a sharp guy by the looks of it. You'll do good for sure! What profession do you want to take on?

Not sure yet. Thanks though. Hey, Makoto. Can we leave? I hate Majima. There's creeps everywhere.

How rude. Now, how did you meet?

You're kdding right?

*sweatdrops*

Possibly. What were you two like when you were kids?

Er...

Aha!  We were as thick as thieves! Conned all the time!

B-but you forced me into it... You said I added the innocence factor...

Smart, right? You used to be a cute little bugger too! Heh!

Stop rubbing my head.

Hikari, how come your hair is light brown and Makoto's is black?

W-what kind of question is that?

Er.. Well, our mother has light hair, and our father's is black... I guess it just works out that way, right? Hey, what color is yours?

Red.

Ooh, a ginger.

Hikari, you moron.

You have a sister?

WHEN DID YOU TWO SWITCH ROLES?

H-hey, Makoto, can you get us some drinks? I want to speak to Hikari.

Maybe some snacks too? This guy isn't so bad after all.

Y-YOU M-MORONS!!! I'M NOT A MAID.

Well, according to my files...

OH HEY LOOK WE'RE OUT OF TIME! SAY GOODBYE YOU TWO!

Later!

See you again.

YEAH! AFTER CHAPTER 10! DONT FORGET, YA HEAR?

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