Depressing One Shots

Stupid men

Love. The biggest mistake of my life.

It kept me together for so long, but now it's the reason I'm falling apart.

Stupid men. They don't understand commitment.

First he's down on one knee, then he's running after some girl who just happened to see him there kneeling in front of me.

And then I'm running too. I'm running after him, wondering who that girl was.

I then learn that he's been having an affair.

Of course. The world just doesn't know how to grant me happiness.

Stupid men. They ruin everything.

He says he's happy with me, but if that was true he wouldn't have been having an affair.

No matter what excuse he gives me.

When I did find him, he was explaining something to the other girl.

So I walked up and slapped him, then I handed the ring to the other girl and said "If you want him, then you can have him. Keep him for gods sake. I don't care, I just want him to stay away from me."

And with that I went to the grocery store by my house, bought a few tubs of ice cream and went home to watch a million movies.