BTS Scenarios

Scenario 135: BTS pag sobrang lamok

Well dahil malamok ngayon, pati ang bangtan ay namumoblema sa pesteng insekto.

RapMon: Hey hyung! You told me that you spray insecticide, but why there's so many mosquitos here?! They're bitting me.

Jin: Wag kang magalit ka jan namo ka! Kunin mo sa cabinet nandun yung pang spray. Mag spray ka ulit para mamatay.

Suga: There so many more insects on are dorm? Why it is, hyung?

Jimin: Yeah, I can pill you hyung. They all bitting me

Jin: Bili kang katol

Suga: It's bad, it is drugseu yeah that are drugseu

RapMon: Hey hyung! Stop it, my head is aching

Suga: Ow really? Hyung, should you bought medicine to Namjoon so his head will not acheu again

RapMon: It's more hurting hyung. Cut it out please.

Jimin: You should drunk bioflu so--

Jhope: HYUUUUUUUUNG! TAGO NIYO MEEEE DALIII MYGAHD!

Jin: Anyare sayo? May multo?

Jhope: Walang multo pero grabe! Hinahabol ako ng mga lintek na lamok na yan. Gwapo ko kasi eh no! /pogi pose/

Jin: Aish! Lakas

Jhope: /tinulak si Jin/ Kainis naman to! Sa lamok na nga lang ako bumabawi eh.

Jungkook: Hiyooooong! Kinagat ako ng lamok ta note ahuhuhu! /hawak sa nose niya/

JiminxRapMonxSuga: I can see no difference

Jungkook: Pakyu -_-

Jin: What did you say?!

Jungkook: I love you too hyung hahaha! Nasaan si V hyung?

Nakarinig sila ng pagaspas ng mga dahon sa kwarto kaya napapunta sila doon. Nakita nila si V na may bandana at naka polo at may hawak ba dahon saka winawagayway.

V: ARIBA! ARIBA! ALIBANGBANG! ALIBANGBANG! PAYPAYPUUUUU! UMALIS KAYONG LAHAAAAAT! ARIBA! ARIBAAAAA! ALIBANGBANG! ALIBANGBAAAAANG! MAGSILAYAS KAYOOOO MASAMANG ESPIRITOOOO! WAG NA KAYONG MANAKIT NG MGA TAO ULIIIIT! PAYPAYPUUUUUUU!

BTS: Kim Taehyung!

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