Smut (once again, inappropriate title, not so much the story)

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by 12000ants

by 12000ants

"I am completely disgusted by the internet." Millie exclaimed, throwing her phone down onto her bed. "About time." Finn said, thankfully looking up from his phone as he'd already won the challenge. "How can you even read that with a straight face?" She asked, still horrified. "Practice makes perfect."
"Wait what?"
"This isn't the first time someone's challenged me to do this." He replied, shrugging. "How do people even write this stuff? Most of them are 12!" She half-yelled, causing Finn to shush her so she wouldn't wake other people up. "Well let's just hope it isn't from experience." He joked, eliciting a laugh from her. "Oh my god if a twelve year old wrote that out of experience..."
"That would be highly illegal." Finn finished her sentence. She nodded. "The internet is a scary, dark place full of smut, Millie."
"Wait, you don't think there's any-"
"Probably."
"Well..."
"You wanna go find it, don't you, Mills?"
"I'm a curious person, can't help it."
"Okay, I'll search Wattpad, you take ao3."
"Deal, so I just type in "fillie smut" and it should pop up, right?"
"Yup."
"Okay then."

"Jesus Christ." Finn whispered after finally having managed to get through a paragraph of pure smut. "If anyone walks in right now..." Millie started, bursting into laughter. "Wait I know the song this is based on." She suddenly said, reading the line "I've decided I must ride you 'till I break you." again. "Wait it's based on a song?"
"Yeah. Dead girl walking from the musical Heathers."
"Why are you such a musical nerd."
"I'm nothing compared to Gaten."
"Fair point."
"I also won't ever listen to that song in the same way."
"We just permanently scarred ourselves, didn't we?"
"In the story or real life?"
"I mean real life but the story also fits."
"Why did we think this was a good idea, Finnley?"
"No idea."