"Dude, come on."
"Nope."
"Pleeaase."
"It's not gonna happen."
"Come oooooooon."
"All of you, stop begging before I call security."
"I'm best friends with half of security, good luck."
"Again?"
"Because they're definitely gonna kick me out ten minutes before I have to film with Nonie."
"Okay, true, but I'm still not gonna do it."
"I'm about to die, this is my final wish."
"You mean your character is about to sort of die, that doesn't count."
"Yes it does."
"Does not."
"Does too."
"Does not."
"Does too."
"Stop bickering like a married couple."
"Ew."
"Still straight."
"You two literally kissed last night, I'm not falling for your bullshit."
"It was a DARE."
"And you two were very willing to do it."
"I was drunk?"
"That was alcohol-free and you know it."
"Oh stay out of this, will you."
"Daaaamn."
"You too, Gaten."
"Finn, just do it already. If not for me, for your boyfriend."
"Noah is not by boyfriend, Millie."
"I'm not his boyfriend, I'm way out of his league."
"Oh please, I could totally get you if I wanted to."
"In your dreams."
"Oh man, I'm gonna tell a random Foah account about this."
"And some fanfiction writers."
"Maybe even write some fanfiction myself."
"Whoops, gotta go, scenes to shoot, slugs to throw up, bye!"
"Nyoom, there he go."
"Are you high?"
"On life."
"You gotta stop with the hippie crap, man."
"Guys, I gotta go, torn dress to put on, tears to cry, "Mike"s to yell, the usual."
"Ah yes, the joy of playing Eleven."
"We have an equal amount of crying scenes, Finnlard."
"Okay, fair point, bye!"
"Bye."
"And then there were three."
"Who will death take next?"
"Gaten, what the fuck?"
"I was reading poetry last night, let me be."
"You gotta stop doing that."
"Married."
"Oh shut up, Wolfhard."
"I'm just gonna go watch Noah throw up some slugs and nearly die."
"Good idea. Caleb, crying or dying?"
"Dying."
"Well, let's go."
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