(F/N): Why wouldn't you just use a big magnet to find a needle in a haystack?
Eren: 'Cause setting it on fire was way more fun
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(F/N): Do not reply to this message
Jean: Ok
Jean: ...dammit
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Eren: Any luck?
(F/N): Well the best of the best was unavailable, so we're getting the best of the mediocre
(F/N) You're late
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Eren: In training today, Levi started having a coughing fit and some yelled, "SATAN IS CHOKING HIM!", and I said 'sorry' out of habit and he stopped coughing
(F/N): This explains so much
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(F/N): Dude, I'm a triple threat
Connie: How?
(F/N): I'm a smart ass, a badass, and I have a great ass
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(F/N): Words cannot tell you how much I love you
(F/N): So forget it
Jean: ...
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Armin: What colour are you painting Hanji's room?
(F/N): Barney's blood
Armin: Dude come on
(F/N): *Sends picture of a paint can with a tag saying 'Barney's blood'*
(F/N): I'm dead serious
Armin: Apparently so is Barney
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(F/N): It's funny we say 'oh, man' to express disappointment
(F/N): Because Men are disappointing
Ymir: Amen
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(F/N): So I'm at Hoover dam with Bertoldt
Armin: Oh for the love of God
(F/N): Goats are all over the side of it, I point it out to him
(F/N): Goats all over the dam place
(F/N): I'm going to buy some dam water
(F/N): And maybe some dam snacks
(F/N): At the dam snack bar
(F/N): Oh look there's a dam barbeque
(F/N): look at all that dam concrete
(F/N): Dam. This is huge
Armin: My sanity :/
(F/N): Are you tired of my dam jokes?
(F/N): I thought they were dam good
(F/N): Bert just threatened to thrown me over the dam
(F/N): He's been counting how many dam jokes I've made today
(F/N): Dam it
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(F/N): I've lost my phone can you call it?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
