Write a bad guide for getting a guy/girl. Bonus points if the narrator is mocking you for still being single.
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o you are trying to get a mate? A significant other. A date. Well look no further you... single moron. I have the answers for you.
It doesn't matter if you are looking for a guy or a girl. Old or young. These tips are universal and are guarantee to work 100% of the time.
Here are the there universal tips to get a date.
1. Hide your feelings.
Nobody likes a gushy feely emotional baby. Stuff inside your puny tiny body.
2. Don't be yourself
This one is easy. Just be whoever the other person would like. That's a guaranteed way to know that they will like you.
3. Never! Never! Bring the family. If your family wants you over on the same night you are going on a date. Just make up an excuse.
AND THERE IS THE THREE SURE WAYS YOU CAN GET A DATE!
You insufferable brat.
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