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"Laura." she felt his hot breath hitting against her face.

"What the fuck are you doing?" she heard him say, her eyes widening.

"You."

"lolz."

"Why did u say lolz out loud?"

"I dont know." she laughed, and sits back in normal position. "Man, I dont know how you are my therapist. Remind me why you are back in school??"

"Well.. there are many reasons, me wanting to try something different for myself is one of them." she says, reaching for a slice of pizza that was now slightly cold.

"Wanting to try something different..? Then what about your current job?" he asked, a little confused. "Ahhhh don't worry about it!" she slaps his arm, laughing as she takes a bite out of her pizza. "Leave the professional stuff to me. You've got your own life to worry about." she said with her mouth full. He rolled his eyes.

"Yeah yeah whatever." Laura looked at him. "You not gonna eat any pizza? Its almost getting cold. Still taste good either way, but still!" Ross looked at the pizza. His stomach growled, but he ignored it.

"Nah. Pizza is not good for you. Not my style either." he looked away from the pizza box. 

"OH come on! I heard ur stomach growl! I'm not deaf! Eat up honey!" catching him off guard, she shoves the pizza she took a bite out of in his mouth. "Here is an indirect kiss from yours truly!" she laughed as he swallowed whatever he was forced to bite. 

"Damn it Laura. So annoying. Like always." He huffed, taking a glass of water and drinking it. 

"No problem babe." she winks. He blushed a little. "Don't call me that." she giggled, looking at him in the eye. "You know you liked it babe. I'm gonna call u that all the time now." she laughed. She got up and span around towards the bottle of alcohol, drinking it up quickly.

"You know, according to scientific research; drinking alcohol earlier than the age of 21 can shrink your hypo-campus which is located behind your head, near the neck. Its in charge of brain growth. Drinking alcohol early, can stop that growth Laura. You really wanna risk that?" he asked. Laura sighs and sits next to him. She pats his lap, and sits on it.

"Look my dude. Already started. Not gonna stop now. And hey, I already graduated early. Fuck everything you know? Don't need anymore growing at that." she chugged some more and dropped the bottle leaning against Ross' chest. He sighed, looking away as he pretended not to be pleased.

"D-don't get too comfortable. " he states, "Its not like we're boyfriend and girlfriend to eb doing any of this in the first place." Laura looked up and smirked. "Who said we had to be."

His eyes widened as she leaned her lips closer to his. She then stopped and laughed. 

"Just kidding! Man you are so funny. Oh boy. Buy anyway, you are way better than any of the other douches i've dated before..." she sighs drunkenly, closing her eyes. Ross wraps his arms around her waist as he closes his eyes. 

"How come?" she laughs.

"Well, I dated this dick named Mike. Cheated on me obviously with this girl named Amber. Her cup size obviously DD and as they said in the 1920s, she was a god damn powder lover." Laura went on. "She was obviously taller than me and hotter than me... so.."

Ross sat up and opened his eyes. She got off his lap.

"No way. I bet you are ten times hotter than her. Like... jesus your-" Ross lost track of words. Laura looked at him, eye brows raised. "Wow. Thanks Ross. I didn't expect that from you..." she gave a sincere smile.

"Thank you."

"No problem. This Mike asshole. Where is he now?"

"6 feet underground."

"WHAT!?!?"

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helloo~~~~

long time no see! If you read my recent chapters for my other books, you know whats up, if u didn't, then; i decided im getting back into writing again, meaning i will be updating again.. :p

:D finally, i wont be dead anymore T_T I will be slowly getting into all of the books that i've abandoned///

so thank you for waiting, and thank you for reading!

hope you enjoyed! Goodbye!!!!

~ana

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