THE KIDS
AREN'T ALRIGHT
[ 20. groupchat ]
The Batkids™
Jackass Todd
YoO WHATS UP BITCHES
sorry I'm late to dinner
Timbers
what do you want
why are you late
Jackass Todd
WhY do you assume I want something
Not Bruce
Because you always do
Jackass Todd
Bullshit
...
Okay someone bail me out of the gcpd, Gordon isn't letting me out
Casserole
Jason what the fuck did you do this time
Babs to the bone
#jasonisanidiot
Stephladder
Babs this isn't twitter stop with the hashtags
Babs to the bone
#no
Not Bruce
Jason what did you do?
Jackass Todd
I Killed a few guys
Like a few 20
Outside of the station
Devil Spawn
Jason, you are the absolute worst.
Timbers
honestly jason what the fuck
Jackass Todd
I got carried away
I don't know why I'm getting attacked right now, they were aLL BAD GUYS
Jackass Todd added Arse to The Batkids™.
Jackass Todd
Back me up boo
Arse
Oh hello
What the shit did you just call me boo??
Devil Spawn
Hello
Arse
Okay anyways in Jason's defence, they were working for Joker
Jackass Todd
Thanks boo
Arse
What the fuck
Jackass Todd has removed Arse from The Batkids™.
Casserole
What is happening¿???????
Timbers
jason, why are you like this
Not Bruce has added Bruce Wayne to The Batkids™.
Jackass Todd
Okay what the fuck
Bruce Wayne
Who is Not Bruce? Why have I been added to this group text message?
Jackass Todd
Oh hey Bruce, Not Bruce is Dick and you've been added because Dick is a fucking tattletale
Not Bruce
😊
Read the conversation from earlier Bruce
Bruce Wayne
Really, Jason? Arrested? Again?
...
I'm on my way
Casserole
NOO Bruce at least let him stay the night in holding
Babs to the bone
Make him think about his choices
Devil Spawn
Yeah
Timbers
i agree
Jackass Todd
Fuck you guys
Bruce Wayne
See you tomorrow, Jason.
Jackass Todd
Cass you were my fave :(
You uglies better not be expecting Christmas presents this year
Hope you all have a terrible night 🖕🏼
[ a/n: and that's the end my friends. i hope you enjoyed it, i really loved writing this. thank you for all the votes and comments, it makes me really happy. a sequel isn't currently planned but who knows, maybe sometime in the future i might write one, no promises though. Thank you :) ]
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THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT ° batkids
Fanfiction❝timmyd: @jaybird we get it, you died❞ AN AU SERIES OF THE BATKIDS' SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS (FT. ROY HARPER). [mobile reading is suggested] [no translations please] © bIeachers 2017 - completed; june 26, 2017
