Chicago vacation part 3

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*everyone is sleeping. Lucas walks in dressed as Lil Jon and Connor walks in with two pans. Slams them together (After putting noise cancelling earmuffs on Ahsoka)*

Connor: ALRIGHT EVERYONE GET UP! I WAS UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO YOU NERDS SNORING NOW GET UP! LUCAS, GIMME THE BEAT!

Lucas: *turns on rap beats*

Connor: *Raps and hits pans together to the beat* I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL!

Lucas: YEAYA!

Connor: AIN'T NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

Lucas: OKAY!

Connor: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL!

Lucas: WHAT?!

Connor: AIN'T NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

Lucas: OKAY!

Connor: good morning everyone! Are you ready for a fun filled day at Navy Pier?

Light: *throws boot at Connor*

Connor: ow! What the hell imagay?

Light: that was a crappy way to wake us up!

Connor: I dont know what you're talking about. Now come on!

*Later*

Connor: and here we are at Navy Pier! Come on, were doing the architectural boat tour!

*And so*

*They're on a boat touring all the fancy looking buildings*

Tour guide: and here's Trump international hotel and tower!

Connor: L, you got the eggs?

L: yeah.

*Everyone throws eggs at the building*

I should probably cut that out...But I'm not gonna

*Now everyone is 103 stories high in the sky deck glass box on Sears–i mean Willis Tower*

Lucas: screw that, it's the Sears Tower, not the Willis Tower.

Connor: darn right.

Light: whatever. It's Willis.

Connor: oh yeah? *Apparates outside, shoots portal gun at bottom of glass box, apparates back*

Light: what was that supposed to do?

Connor: *shoots portal gun at where Light is standing*

Light: *looks down, holds up sign that says "Mother!" And waves. Falls 103 stories* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*Everyone looks down, and hear a crash*

L: ouch. That is going to hurt in the morning.

Connor: yeah. Hope I won't have to kill him do much again when we go to the Art Insitvte tomorrow.

Lucas: it's institute.

Connor: but it's spelled with a V.

Ahsoka: that's just a very fancy U, babe.

Connor: No kiddin'? Huh.

To be continued

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