Chicago vacation Part 5 (Part 1)

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*everyone is climbing into bed.*

L: now, Light, just because we are sleeping in the same bed does not mean we are together.

Light: right.

L: and both of us are straight and have girlfriends. You have Misa.

Light: right.

L: and I am married to Raoeey.

Light: right

L: good night. *Falls asleep*

Light: ... *Lays down*

L: *hogs the covers*

Light: *shivering from being cold, pulls covers*

L: *punching and kicking Light in his sleep*

Light: ow! *this goes on for three hours. Gets up and goes to the bathroom. Comes back, L is taking up both sides of the bed.*

Light: mother–

Captain America: *wearing American flag footie pajamas* *whispering* Language.

Light: *starts sleeping sideways on the bed*

Light: *is drifting to sleep when–*

Lucas: *starts snoring extremely loud, like IMAX speakers*

Light: oh for the love of Pringles– *glances at clock, which says 3:45* sigh...I'm gonna go sleep in the couch bed in the other room. *Goes to other room, where Near is sleeping. Near wakes up*

Near: what's going on?

Light: you're having a bad dream, Near.

Near: if you fart at all I'm going to be really mad.

Light: go to sleep.

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