*Connor and Light are making toy trains*
Light: you know, there's something that actually surprised me about all this.
Connor: what? That Santa is real?
Light: no I always knew that. But I was surprised that the elves are human sized. I expected them to be midgets.
Connor: LIGHT! THAT'S RACIST!
Lucas: *walks over* there a problem?
Light: you know what? Yes! The problem is that you have all of your friends doing these silly chores while you sit in your office eating Christmas cookies or doing whatever!
Lucas: naughty list
Light: and there's nothing wrong with that system at all. *Starts working faster*
Lucas: also i don't just sit in my office eating Christmas cookies. I have work to do. I have to check the naughty and nice list twice a day! And there are a LOT of children in the world.
Connor: wow. You're yelling but you're still being polite.
Lucas: I'm santa I gotta be a nice guy.
*Meanwhile, L is carrying such a huge pile of packages that he cannot see where he is going*
L: I should have gotten a cart.
*He does not notice that someone else is in his path also carrying a large amount of packages. But Lucas does.*
Lucas: L! WAIT! STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO—
BANG! CRASH! BOOM! TOPPLE!
Lucas: —crash...
L: I am so sorry that i...I...I...
*He sees who he crashed into. It is a girl elf who kinda looks a little like L.*
Elf: oh! Sorry! ...it's completely my faul–
L: no no no! I should have been watching where I was going!
Lucas: you guys ok?
L: yes, we are.
Lucas: I'll go get you a couple of carts. *walks away, comes back with a couple of carts* here you go.
Elf: Thanks Santa.
*They load the packages onto the carts*
Elf: so uh...you're L, right?
L: um yes. Yes I am.
Elf: I'm Elmira.
L: nice to meet you.
*They wheel away talking*
Lucas: *breaks fourth wall and talks to audience* *smiles* I see what's going on here.
Only 25 days left till Christmas!
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