Connor: everyone, we have figured out who killed Misa!
Lucas: first, we found this bobblehead spring, which led us to believe it was... CORY!
*Dun-dun-dunnnnn! Zoom in on wide eyed Cory*
Cory: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!
Connor: but you have the perfect motive. We know she has been throwing eggs at the White House And saying that you aren't an anime.
Cory: *Sniffles* YOU'RE RIGHT! SHE HAS! IT HURTS ME RIGHT HERE! *Points to heart*
BUT I DIDN'T KILL HER!
Connor: we know. But do YOU KNOW who it may have been? YUNO!
*Dun-dun-dunnnnn! Zoom in on wide eyed Yuno*
Connor: she's also got the perfect reason. Tell us Yuno!
Yuno: Yuuki Yuuki Yuuki!
Connor: STOP SAYING YUUKI DAMMIT!
Yuno: it's true! In high school, Misa was part of the Plastics and used to bully me!
Lucas: PAUSE! Connor, what's with the Mean Girls reference in this chapter?
Light: you LIKED that movie?
Connor: ...Guilty pleasure. Anyway, next is KANEKI!
*Dun-dun—*
L: we had no reason to believe it was you. You're ok.
Kaneki: YES!
Connor: BUT... there's another suspect. Light.
Light: what?
Connor: we know that you were still mad that she cheated on you with Jar jar. Which I mean that is a valid reason to be mad I mean if Ahsoka did the same to me I would be PISSED but that's not a valid reason to kill her plus I mean now you have to deal with Rem—
Lucas: GET ON WITH IT!
*Cut to Captain America on TV*
Cap: GET ON WITH IT!
*Cut to Darth Vader right after saying NOOOOO*
Darth Vader: GET ON WITH IT!
*Cut to Harry Potter*
Harry Potter: GET ON WITH IT!
*Cut to Battle of Five Armies*
Armies: GET ON WITH IT!
Connor: it doesn't matter. It was Death the Kid.
Kid: oh s***! *tries to run away but Kaneki takes a bit out of his leg*
Kid: OW! NOW MY LEGS HAVE NO SYMMETRY!
Connor: ironic, because it was symmetry that showed it was you. The knife in Misa's back was perfectly symmetrical. And it was stuck in her back so that there would be symmetry. did Misa bad mouth symmetry?
Kid: YES! SHE SAID IT WASNT IMPORTANT AT ALL! I DID IT! I KILLED MISA! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GLAD I DID! SYMMETRY HAD BEEN AVENGED! HA HA HA HA!
Light: you need an OCD therapist.
Connor: you know, I'm actually a little bmed about Misa.
Lucas: please you're just going to bring her back next chapter.
Connor: no man. She's dead.
Lucas: oh.
Still only 40 days until Christmas!
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