*the task force is walking through a murky swamp*
Lucas: we should almost be at Shrek's swamp. In fact there it—... What the fu—
*Where Shrek's hit should be is a twenty story building.
Lucas: this has gotta be it!
Connor: what the hell happened here?
Elmira: let's go in.
*They go in*
Everyone: woahhhhhhhhhhh
*A remix of All Star is playing as they look around. It is a bustling casino. A couple of ogre thugs see Connor and L.*
Thug 1: HEY! YOU TWO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE BOSS'S SWAMP?
Connor and L: uh oh.
*The thugs grab Connor and L*
Thug 2: *into little head piece* Boss, we got those two you warned us about.
Ahsoka: hey! What are you doing with our friends?
Wonder Woman: let them go!
Thug 3: don't worry. It's all gonna be ok, sweethearts.
Ahsoka: did you just call us sweethearts?
Thug 4: yeah. So what—AWK! *Ahsoka and Wonder Woman start beating the crap out of the two thugs*
Wonder Woman: *has Thug 3's arm pinned behind his back* SAY IT!
Thug 3: *Crying* UNCLE! UNCLE!
Meanwhile
*Shrek is sitting at a desk. He is wearing a nice suit. There are a couple of thugs behind him. A man is standing in front of him, looking nervous. Shrek holds out his ring and the man kisses it.*
Shrek: so...I've given you plenty of time. Do you have my money?
Man: please i just need a little longer.
Shrek: Jimbo, break his legs.
Man: what? No please I'll get it I'll AAAAAA!!!
*The two thugs walk in with Connor and L.*
Thug 1: we got them boss.
Shrek: thank you. You may go.
*The thugs leave*
Shrek: You two already know what I'm going to ask. But I'll ask anyway. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
Connor: were just passing through. See, I have a child and we're going to save him.
Shrek: you expect me to believe that?
Connor: please believe us!
Shrek: why should I? A while ago you guys arrested me. When I got out, I told you to stay out of my swamp. And yet here you are.
Connor: please—
Shrek: your lucky I'm in a good mood. Tell ya what. I'll let you go, but you gotta get me $5000 by next April.
L: I have $5000 right here. *Hands Shrek money*
Connor: how do you—
L: Connor, I'm basically Batman. Of course I'm rich.
Shrek: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP! IF I EVER SEE YOU TWO AGAIN, IN MY SWAMP OR NOT, YOU'RE DEAD!
Soon
Connor: Shrek let us out now let's go repair the space time continuum!
Everyone: yay!
Mysterious Stranger: hey isn't that... It is! *Tails them*
To be continued
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix 2
FanfictionEvery end is a new beginning.... Even if what ended was a Death Note comedy fanfic! That's right, this is a sequel to What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix! The task force is back for new adventures and new friends! Expect such beauty as the...
