*Ahsoka and Connor are singing karaoke*
Ahsoka: *singing* fly me to the moon let me play among the stars*
Connor: *singing* let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars*
Lucas: *barges in* GUYS!!! I'VE DONE IT!
Connor: done what?
Lucas: Come on I'll show you!
Connor: Also why did you shave?
Lucas: You'll see!
And so
*The task force is standing. There is something on a table covered with a blanket*
Lucas: Behold! The 8th Wonder of the World! *Removes blanket, it's a machine*
Light: What is that?
Lucas: It's... drumroll please
*Monkey starts drumroll*
Lucas: A beard machine!
*Cricket chirp*
L: what?
Lucas: it's a beard machine! See? Just punch in the kind of beard you want, there are so many to choose from! *Punches in a code* stick your chin here, *sticks his chin in the spot* wait ten seconds, and *machine dings* Voila! *Lucas stands up, he has a pointy beard.*
*Task force gasps*
Lucas: I call it Wonderbeard!
Connor: !!!! Aw hell yeah! Me next! *Runs up, punches in code, sticks chin in spot, he has a beard* YASSSS!!!!!
Lucas: Plus, I also have this spray for on the go! It'll also give you a full head of hair if you're bald! * Takes out spray can, starts shaking it*
Light: *runs up* please this is all bull–
Lucas: *accidentally sprays Light in the eyes*
Light: AAAAA!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! I HAVE HAIRY EYES! AAAAA!!!! *Runs around screaming, crashes into a wall*
Lucas: and it works on anyone and anything too! Mexican hairless dogs, those ugly hairless cats that look like they're inside out, it Even works on babies! *Holds up a baby with a beard*
Ashoka: JEEZ!
Lucas: I plan to have the price be around $2,000,000
Light: No one's going to pay that much!
Connor: Light it's a machine that gives you a beard!!!
L: already got one! *Wearing a beard made out of candy*
Lucas: I just need to get someone to do the commercial.
Deadpool: hey guys look who I brought back from the dead!
Billie Mays: HI! BILLIE MAYS HERE, HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OXI-CLEAN!
Lucas: Woo hoo! Would you be willing to talk about a beard machine?
Billie: YES I WOULD!
And so...
Billie: HI! BILLIE MAYS HERE, HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WONDERBEARD!
Taskforce: Yay!!!
After people saw the commercial.
Lucas: SO MANY PEOPLE BOUGHT MY BEARD MACHINE! I'M RICH!!!!!
Later: *Lucas is standing on a diving board thousands of feet over a pool of gold coins* I've always wanted to do this! *Jumps*
Lucas: WHEEE!!!!!
*Lucas is diving through the air–*
Lucas: OW! *Lands on top of coins with a bunch of broken bones* SUCCESS HURTS!
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix 2
FanfictionEvery end is a new beginning.... Even if what ended was a Death Note comedy fanfic! That's right, this is a sequel to What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix! The task force is back for new adventures and new friends! Expect such beauty as the...
