Stingy's brain

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*Stingy wakes up tied up*

Stingy: AAAA! What am I doing here? And why am I tied up with MY rope?

Connor: first of all, that rope is MINE.. I bought it with MY money. And we're going to scan your brain to see why you think everything's yours.

Stingy: Because it IS mine!

L: Connor, the x-ray is broken.

Connor: great. Now what?

Ahsoka: I can fix it.

Connor: really?

Ahsoka: yeah. You guys go grab some lunch. I'll fix the x-ray and scan Stingy's brain.

Connor: sweet. Thanks Ahsoka.

*Everyone apparates*

Stingy: you better not touch that x-ray! It's mine!

Ahsoka: oh don't worry. I won't be.

Stingy: I thought you were going to fix it.

Ahsoka: you thought wrong. *Grins* I have other ways of getting information. *uses the force to read Stingy's mind* now tell me. Why do you think everything's yours?

Stingy: it...Just...Is!

Ahsoka: *her eyes turn yellow* TELL ME!

Stingy: NO!

Ahsoka: TELL ME!

Stingy: AAAAA!!!!!

Later

Connor: were back!

Stingy: *wide eyed and teeth chattering*

Light: what's up with him?

Ahsoka: he had a fit thinking the x-ray was his.

Connor: so what makes him think he owns everything?

Ahsoka: he has an extra part in his brain that makes him extra greedy.

Connor: thanks. Well, you're free to go Stingy. *Unties Stingy*

Stingy: Listen! She's crazy! You guys gotta get rid of her! She's a monster! *Runs away*

Connor: uhh...What was that all about?

Ahsoka: I don't know. All I did was scan his brain and he was screaming his head off.

Connor: huh. Weird.

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