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Connor runs in freaking out.

Connor:
AAAAAAAA!!!!!

L:
What is it? What happened?

Connor:
Well, a genie named Bob gave Lucas three wishes, so now he has this magic power where anything he touches turns to gold. But at some point, he went to scratch his head, and he turned himself into a gold statue!

Connor wheels Lucas in on a cart. Lucas is a gold statue

Light:
Man I wish YOU had the golden touch so you'd do that.

Connor:
SHUT UP KIRA!

Connor stabs Light with a screwdriver.

Rey:
Um does this kind of stuff happen here often?

L:
Yes.

Connor:
Hold on.

Connor makes phone call

Connor:
Hey Harry. My best friends turned himself to good. Could you please come help? Thanks.

Harry Potter apparates.

Connor:
Thanks for coming bro. Here he is.

Connor wheels Lucas over.

Harry Potter:
Hmm... When in doubt, Abracadabra!

Hary zaps Lucas who changes back.

Lucas:
I'm... I'm all better! Thanks Harry Potter!

Harry Potter:
Happy to help.

Harry Potter apparates away.

Lucas:
Hey Bob!

Bob:
Yo

Lucas:
For my second wish, I want the golden touch removed.

Bob:
Your wish is my command. Yapple Dapple!

Bob zaps Lucas, who high fives Connor and doesn't turn him to gold.

Bob:
One more wish!

Lucas:
Hmmm....What should I wish for?

Connor:
John Wick Chapter 3 movie tickets!

Light:
Everything you touch turns to pancakes!

Matsuda:
World peace!

Light:
Hippie.

Lucas:
I wish you'd shut up Kira!

Bob:
Your wish is—

Lucas:
NO NO NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WISH FOR!

Bob:
Sorry.

Lucas:
For my final wish, I wish for...wait for it...wait for it...a sandwich!

Everyone: 😓

Bob:
Your wish is my command! Yapple Dapple!

A sandwich appears in Lucas's hand.

Lucas:
Woo hoo!

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