Meet the Reindeer

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*the reindeer are practicing flying the sleigh. They are pulling a fake one with a test dummy of Lucas in it*

Dasher: come on reindeer! Put your back into it!

Rest of reindeer: yes sir!

*Lucas walks out*

Vixen: sir, it's the big boss!

*Everyone freaks out and crashes down, the dummy flies into a tree.*

Dasher: *sarcastic* great job guys. We crashed Santa.

Cupid: he could still be alright

*The dummy spontaneously catches fire*

Cupid: or not.

Dasher: everyone, Santa's here! TEN HUT!

Reindeer: HUT! *Stand at attention*

Dasher: NOW OUR MOTTO!

Reindeer: *singing*
WE'RE REINDEER WE'RE NOT HORSES!
WE'RE SANTA'S FLYING FORCES!
YO-HO!

Dasher: Sir, sorry you had to see our crash.

Lucas: don't worry about it. I should have waited until your rep was done. Other than that, how is everything going?

Dasher: everything else is going fine sir.

Lucas: and Donner?

Dasher: His son has just been born. He is awaiting you right now.

Lucas: great!

Soon

*Lucas visits Donner in his face*

Lucas: hey Donner!

Donner: hello Santa.

Lucas: so, let's see him.

*There is a baby reindeer*

Lucas: hey little guy *pets his head* what's his name?

Donner: Rudolph.

Lucas: Rudolph. That's a nice name–woah!

*Rudolph's nose lights up red*

Donner: yeah he has a very shiny nose.

Donner's wife: Like a lightbulb!

Lucas: I'd even say it glows!

Donner: like a lightbulb?

Lucas: yep.

Donner: I imagine he'll have to get rid of it if he ever wants to make the sleigh team?

Lucas: no way! That nose is awesome! Plus it could come in handy for foggy nights! Just imagine! It'll be great! *Walks away*

Donner: well. He took that way better than I expected.

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