Szechuan Sauce

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*Connor travels to the year 1998 and walks into a McDonald's*

Connor: *pulls out two bananas* THIS IS A ROBBERY! *Fires bananas into the air* GIMME ALL THE SZECHUAN SAUCE YOU GUYS HAVE....Please.

Ronald McDonald: okay dude geez! *Gives Connor eight giant crates of Szechuan sauce packets*

Connor: okay now give me all your chicken mcnuggets!

Ronald McDonald: *hands over crates of chicken mcnuggets.*

Connor: *puts bananas away* Thanks Pennywise! *Travels back to 2017*

Connor: hey y'all I just hijacked a McDonald's restaurant in the year 1998 and stole all their Szechaun sauce!

Everyone: Yay!

*A green portal appears and Rick and Morty come out of it*

Rick: you best be giving me some of that damn Szechuan sauce!

Connor: Rick! Morty! Please join us in our Szechuan sauce party!

Rick: dont mind if I *burp* do! *Sits down*

Morty: uh Rick shouldn't we be more worried about the coming alien invasion!

Rick: Not now Morty! Look at all this Szechuan sauce Morty! It's...its...it's freaking Szechuan sauce Morty! Do you...do you know how *burp* long I've been looking for this stuff Morty? A long time! Like...like a really long time okay Morty? Like two months! Do you know *burp* how long that is in dog years Morty?

Morty: no Rick

Rick: me neither Morty!

Connor: well, everyone dig in!

*Everyone eats Szechuan sauce and chicken mcnuggets*

Sorry I know this chapter stinks although not to brag but I think I got Rick spot on.

The good news is that there are only 46 more days left until Christmas!

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