Total Drama Island 2.0

Chapter Six

This chapter is gonna be short and bad because I couldn't think of a challenge idea so I came up with a really bad one.

I'm laying in bed waiting to hear Chris yelling at us to wake up. I wonder who was eliminated last night. Hopefully Leshawna, she's a strong player. Of course, she's not as strong of a player as me; I'm the best. I'm not being a jerk, I'm just pointing out the obvious truth, that I am the best. Anyways, I've been thinking, maybe me and Duncan can be friends. I mean, I already told him I would be his friend, and I like spending time with him, so maybe. And plus, when I said that we could be friends he said yeah, so I guess that makes us friends? I don't know. Why can't we just casually be friends? Why do I have to obsesses over it? Ugh! I am so annoyed at myself right now. "Campers! Meet me and Chef at the mess hall for the challenge!" Chris says into the megaphone/those speaker thingys. Me and the other girls do our morning routine and go to the mess hall. I study the other team and notice Beth is gone. I wonder why. Maybe she was being annoying. I bet she was. Or maybe she was obsessing over frickin Brady again and everyone was so tired of it that they got rid of her. Who knows. Who cares? "For todays challenge, we will be meeting on the top of the cliff. So eat your breakfast and go!" We force down our food and go up to the cliff. "For this challenge you will be.... seeing who can throw up the most! HAHAHA! You will have 20 minutes to eat anything you can find and then have ten minutes to get yourself dizzy. Then you will bungee jump off the cliff, but will be spinning very fast on the way down and back up. Then you can throw up till there's no throw up left in your stomach! Whichever team has more barf wins!" Everyone including myself was moaning in disgust over the challenge. "You have 20 minutes for the first part, go NOW!" Chris says, smirking at his own evilness. Him and Chef cracked up. I guess I have to eat disgusting stuff so we can win the challenge. "Guys come here!" Eva says. The Killer Bass all go huddle around her. "I have an idea. We should eat disgusting food, but there's also one other thing we can do to make us barf. Each time someone barfs, the person who's going next will French kiss them, so they will get barf in their mouth. That will for sure make them barf!" Eva says. "Just the thought of that makes me want to throw up!" Says Bridgette, holding her stomach. "Awesome idea dude!" Says Geoff. "Yay! This will be my first kiss, ay!" Says Ezekiel. "I'm not kissing him." I say, pointing to Ezekiel. "Hey! That's not nice, ay!" He says. "Dibs on going after Courtney!" Says Duncan the stupid piece of hot- UGH- frickin ugly trash. "First of all, you can't call dibs on me. Second of all, EW, and third of all DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE DEFINTION OF JUST FRIENDS?!" I say. "Okay! Soooooooorry!" He says. "Come on guys, lets split up and find some disgusting food to eat!" Says Bridgette. I go down the hill and dig in the dirt at the bottom, looking for bugs. I find a load of worms, but there is no way I'm eating LIVE worms! Yuck! Then I see a worm with blood on it. Its dead. I pick it up. Eww. But I have to eat it. I have to take one for the team. "Ewwww." I say, then plug my nose and gag it down. I feel my stomach churn. That's a good sign, I am most definitely going to throw up when its my turn. I walk along, looking for yucky things to shove down my throat hole. I walk over to the forest and walk along looking. Then I see it!

My confessional: "I found berry plant that we learned to identify at CIT training. They make you throw up immediately. This is all I need. All the whole team needs to win."

I look for my team mates. I find Geoff, DJ and Bridgette crouched down eating straight dirt at the bottom of the cliff. I crouch down, berries in hand. "Guys. I found berries that make you throw up instantly. These berries are literally all we need to win the challenge. You don't have to eat anything gross anymore." I say. We look for the rest of the team. We find Sadie, Katie and Ezekiel munching on leaves. "How stupid can you get?! Those are leaves make your mouth swell up! I learned that at CIT camp." I say. "Oh." Say Katie and Sadie at the same time, and I can see all three of their mouths swelling up. "Whatever, it makes you sick in your stomach too." I say. Then we tell them about the berries. We find Tyler, Eva and Duncan eating bugs in the forest and tell them about the berries. We chit chat until Chris tells us to come back up to the hill. When we get there he gives us 10 minutes to make ourselves dizzy. We see the Screaming Gophers spinning around to make themselves dizzy. We don't even have to. "Okay time's up. Killer Bass, choose two people to sit this challenge out so we have an equal amount of people." Chris says. Sadie and Katie raise there hands and jump up and down. They go sit down to watch the challenge. "Screaming Gophers are going first. Who's first?" Asks Chris. "I'll go." Says Cody. He already looks like he's about to throw up. He gets in the bungee thing and jumps, spinning on the way down. That does NOT look comfortable. He throws up for like a minute and thirty seconds straight. EWW. A poor intern has to collect all of the throw up, so they can see which team had more. Poor intern. The rest of the Screaming Gophers go, besides Justin. He says that it will mess up his beautiful hair. If they lose, he is SO going bye bye. "Okay Killer Bass! Who is going first?" Chris says. "I will, ay?" Says Ezekiel. If he says ay one more time imma smack him. I run and hand him five berries. One is enough to make you throw up, so he will be SPEWING. He eats them then bungees. When he gets back up, he throws up so much! I swear, its almost as much barf as the whole other team combined! "The person who is going next needs to kiss him! Eva's idea plus my berries will make us completely CRUSH the other team!" I say. "How about Tyler does it as a punishment for being a SNITCH?!" Says Duncan, getting up in Tyler's face to intimidate him. "When did he snitch?" Asks Zeke. "In World Tour. If Tyler didn't tell about him and Gwen's kiss, Duncan would have been able to have TWO GIRLFRIENDS for a longer amount of time!" I rage. I am so pissed off! One second he's leaking his heart out to me, the next he's calling Tyler a snitch for being the cause of me finding out about him being a STUPID CHEATER!? What the freaking hell! "Wait, princess I didn't mean it like that!" Says Duncan. "FINE ENOUGH WITH THE MUSHY STUFF I'LL DO IT SINCE YOU GUYS ARE BEING IDIOTS!" Yells Eva. (Authors note, I DO NOT at all ship them. That was because Eva was tired of their fighting so she just did it herself.) She makes a disgusts face and pecks him on the lips, completely disregarding the French kiss thing, eats my berries then does the jump. She throws up soooo much. After everyone else goes, its finally my turn. I have to kiss DJ. It wasn't that bad, since me and DJ don't have an issue, but it was so gross to get his barf in my mouth. In the end, I throw up so much I feel like I'm gonna faint. Chef and Chris weigh the barf. "The Killer Bass win, by like, a LOT!" Says Chris. Well we know that Justin is getting eliminated. Since this challenge was so early, the Screaming Gophers have freetime before the elimination ceremony." All the Killer Bass decide to hang out. We sit in the boys' cabin in a circle. "Wanna play never have I ever?" Asks Bridgette. Everyone nods or says something in agreement. "Okay. You have five points. each time someone says something you HAVE done, you put a finger down. If your the first person to put all five fingers down, you lose. If you lose, the other people playing get to team up and make a dare for you... and you HAVE to do it. If more than one person loses at the same time, they all have to do a dare. We'll go around in a circle." Says Bridgette. "Okay, I'll go first. Never have I ever beat anyone up." Says Geoff. I put a finger down. Duncan puts a finger down. Eva puts a finger down. "Okay I'll go next, since I'm sitting next to Geoff." Says Tyler. "Never have I ever had love at first sight." No one puts a finger down. "Sometimes me and Sadie see someone and think its love at first sight but really its just a tiny crush." Says Katie. "Love at first sight isn't real, because someone could be attractive and still be a total jerk." Eva says. I agree. "Okay my turn. Never have I ever slept on top of someone." Says Eva. I put a finger down and so does Bridgette. "Okay my turn, yay!" Says Sadie. "Never have I ever stole someone's bae, like Gwen." She says. No one puts a finger down. I guess no one here has stole someone's bae. I'm surprised Duncan hasn't stole some poor guys girlfriend. "Ooooh, okay my turn, yay! Never have I ever broken a heart." Says Katie. Geoff, Duncan and Bridgette put a finger down. "I broke a girls heart in middle school. I was really, really nice about it though." Says Geoff. "Okay my turn. Never have I ever hurt someone's feelings on purpose." Says DJ. Everyone puts a finger down. Wow, DJ is really nice. But I bet he has hurt peoples feeling by accident. Duncan's turn. "Never have I ever snitched." Tyler cringes. Can he please LET IT GO? Geez. Again, everyone puts a finger down. "Fine. You wanna make questions directed towards people, that's fine with me. Never have I ever CHEATED on someone." I say. Duncan and Bridgette put a finger down. Oops. I wasn't trying to do that to Bridgette. "That was my last finger. What's my dare?" Says Bridgette. "Oh! I know. Gwen is your buddy right?" Says Duncan. "Yeah." Says Bridgette. "Okay. I dare you to go call her an ugly b****." He say. "Yeah I second that!" Says Katie. "Third!" Says Sadie. "Fourth!" I say. "You have to do it." Says Duncan. We leave the cabin and look for Gwen. We find her chatting with Trent on the dock. The team hides behind trees and Bridgette goes up to Gwen and says: "Your an ugly b****!" Then we all run away. When we get back to the cabin, Bridgette looks way more ashamed then she should be. "She looked so sad and confused." She says. "Who cares she's on the other team." Says Eva. The team sits in the cabin and talks, chats and plays would you rather and two truths one lie until Chris calls the Screaming Gophers to the elimination ceremony. Then the girls go back to our cabin and we read books we brought then go to sleep. Who got eliminated? How will Bridgette's dare affect tomorrow? Are Trent and Gwen secretly in a relationship? What the heck is going on with me and Duncan? Are we friends? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Island 2.0!