You On My Mind! (Keith Powers Imagines)

The "B" word

Since I don't have any request, here's a YN imagine.
Y'all wanna know something I just died laughing at, while I was writing this, every time I wanted to say "IMAGINE" I wrote "Emoji"😂😂 am I the only one who does that?
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You
"Hey babe."

"No Keith, we cannot move to Jamaica just so you can smoke weed." I rolled my eyes.

"I wasn't even talking about that. Salty girl."

"Shut up, what was you talking about then?"

"I was wondering, why do females call each other bitches?"

"It's a term of... affection." I shrugged.

"What you mean?"

"Like, I me and Jhene was see each other and we have tea we say 'Bitch! I got tea!' Or like, 'yesssss biiiicthhh!' Like. It's all in how you say it."

"That's dumb."

"What's dumb about it?"

"Y'all can call each other botches but when we call y'all that it's a problem."

I rolled my eyes again. "First off, y'all do it out of disrespect. We do it out of humor."

"So if I wanted to be funny and I said 'Bitch, why the hell I just put lotion under my arms.' That would be fine?"

"I feel like that would be kind of fruity if you say that in that context. Just don't say it at all. If you call me a bitch I'm kicking yo ass. Periodt."

"What if you say something stupid? And I say 'bitch what?' Does that count?" I asked.

"No Keith."

"I don't think you should say it then if I can't."

"First of all, I'm grown. I say what I want." I said laughing sarcastically.

"So if we going on a date and you like fine as hell and I said 'yes bitch!'."

I laughed. "At that point you gassing me, so I'll accept it."

"What if I refer to you as my bitch to my boys?"

"Hell no. That would count as disrespect to me. I'm not a bitch. Bitches act like hoes and they don't give a fuck about nothing they run around reckless. Have no home training and they are also Thots. I'm your girl, your wife. Bitches don't take care of they man like us ladies do. Don't call me that shit. No my face or not. Don't say I'm your bitch."

"Damn. You just made me horny."

I laughed. "I'm just telling it like it is. I hate to hear people say that. It is so disrespectful and I hate to hear other niggas say that. I wasn't raised like that and I know you wasn't either."

"I'm glad I got you baby. You keep me together."

"And I'm glad you know."

"Can we get a dog. So we can name it bitch?" He smirked.

"You just wanna say that word."

"You damn right. Imma go to fifth street and call them girls bitches. 'Yessss bitch, them titties sitting right bitch!'."

I shook my head and laughed.

"Lord, bless or child when we have one cause they gone have on crazy ass father."

"Yesssss beeeeetch!" He joked.

"Keith..." I said rolling my eyes and shaking my head at his humor.
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It wasn't much but I just wanted to do a YN imagine because I haven't did one in a minute and I have no request besides the Series I'm working on.

Announcements coming soon! Like next update type soon😂 be looking out.