〝 Lisa quick, give me the roll of toilet paper 〞
〝 I'm not your Lisa nor do I have your toilet paper 〞
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When a wrong number leads a girl to a parallel world.
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S L O W U P D A T E S
Me : Lisa quick give me a new roll of toilet paper, Im in the washroom waiting.
Lisa : um what?
Me : Lisa give me the damn toilet paper to me, I dont have time to mess around with you. Did you forget that I have a interview after 15mins? 15 fucking minutes! and I've not yet changed my dress!
Lisa : I guess you got the wrong number. I'm not your lisa nor do I have an extra toilet roll but good luck with your interview tho.
Rose : quit playing you idiot, it aint funny!!!! Just give me the god damn toilet paper otherwise no free food for you!
Lisa : I swear you have got the wrong number. I'm a guy and I have no connection to any girl named lisa. For proof I'll send my picture to you.
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Me : why do you have a pic of such hot guy? No wonder you squeal 24/7 in your room but now quit playing lisa! come on give it to me I'll bake you cake tonight.
Lisa : Guess you just wont believe me.
Me : Obviously duh :/ I've lived with you for 5years lisa. Ive got used to your pranks.
-Incoming call from Lisa- Accept/Decline [ Accept ]
Me : Lisa come on dont act like a 5year old and give me th-
Lisa : Um hello?
Me : ................. oh hell no!
____________________________________ Author's note - I hope you like my weird ass story haha ♡
