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phase 1
this was dumbassery and i was dumb.
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"ey yo muds" rissel said
"what do u want" tbe pickle asked
"where ma eel at" rissel wondered
"idk" pickel man said and went to find two dees
"lets have the secks" he said and the blue little shit noded and they had le secks. it was v dirty and loud. too dirtu and liud fot human eyes
after le secks, stu pid asked memdocto sing a song
and that my friens is how murdoc is god came to be
lol u succ" said stuart
"suc dick lol" murdick said
so they went downstairs where nudes was sitting and eating
what u eating" wrestle asked
"lil, food" the girl said, throwing some at memedick and3D. they cried like the little shits tgey are and there was a food fifht
the end
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lol this was short and idk what happened. i'm not even gonna fix it because yolo

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2Doc Oneshots
Fanfiction• a collection of oneshots involving 2DxMurdoc • includes: angsty shit, gayness • enjoy • unless stated, all are written by me • highest ranking: #1 in fluffandangst completed: 12 september 2019