How To Be A Baddie

Hs storytime//School supplies double feature

High school storytime// school supplies double feature.

I told y'all I'd be back💀

So wassup my people?

Yeah okay, I do have a story for y'all.

So the final part of orientation was tonight.

Lemme just express how I feel

WHYINTHEHELLISITLIKETHIS

so first off, my schedule is whack asf. I gotta dart halfway across the school twice, and my locker is a bottom one.

Bippity Bobbity I think the fuck not.

I was eyed by like all of the girls from my middle school. I could've honestly snapped their necks. But I remained civil & kept my mouth shut.

My first period is advanced English, and I got six people I know up in that class. This Shit about to be interesting asf.

I got that shit first thing in the morning at seven A.M

Second period is gym, and I'm not ready for that. Seriously? Running at eight something in the morning? Uhhh. Y'all got me fifty shades of fucked up.

Third period is Biology. LEMME EXPRESS WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.

So to begin, I have to dart across the school to make it to gym. And my biology teacher is literally so stuck on the idea of. "you need a different binder for my class".

That means I gotta dash all the way to the other side of the school to my locker, get the binder, then dash back to the middle of the school.

No no. We not doing that.

Next is my two hour math class, since ya girl is Sucky at math. My best friend is in that. She's such a blessing and I love her so much😭

She's gonna help me survive that class, bc the teacher was loud asf the second I walked in the door.

YOU NEED PENCILS AND PAPER AND-

Can you not. My mom and I are the only people in your classroom.

Next is my art class.

Note: this is the first time ive taken art since the fourth grade so bare with me.💀

So the first thing the art teacher barks about is 'YOU NEED THE SKETCH BOOK FOR MY CLASS. BUY IT FOR SIX DOLLARS!!!!!!"

Okay I hate to sound negative but all these teachers were loud asf with only two people in their damn classrooms.

I walked in positive bc I sat with my guy best friend while they were announcing what to do.

But after that everything darted downhill.

Next was my history class. My final class. The teacher was super nice. But guess who stood behind me. My psychopath of an ex boyfriend.

Noooo baby nooo

I can't do that

This year finna be messy asf.

I can just see it now, honestly.

This wasn't really a story time, it was more of a rant honestly

Anyway

School supplies:

Do not pull up on the first day of school with nothing

That's not cute. honestly.

You need

Pencils
Paper
Pens
One big binder that's not plastic because that shit breaks
Highlighters (mutli colors recommended)
A calculator
Notebooks
A pencil pouch
A backpack
A ruler

And I can not stress this enough

Bring an extra pair of clothes and stash them in your locker. You know that if sum happens to you, you have something to fall back on.

oh, and please keep surround yourself with positive people

(As I was just negative asf whoops)

But if youre in a negative situation, latch onto positivity. Let that stuff save you

And please don't be loud in the morning. Nobody can tolerate that kind of thing.

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If you don't wanna be around somebody, let them know. Tell them straight up you dont mess with them. Its keeping it 100%, and supporting your own health. if they start any drama afterwards blow it all off.

Yo honestly this chapter was lame asf. But whoops. I'm so tired and stressed lol, rip me. Have a safe school year y'all.

Till next time

Xx