Lucid Dreaming (WarfstacheXreader)

ch. 10 that's a date

I get into bed, barely able to wait to get to sleep. I do my normal routine and imagine what I want to dream about.

Wilford and I sit down by a round table with three small candles in the middle. He smiles sweetly at me as our dinner is served. I sip the fancy, expensive wine Wilford picked out. "It's such a wonderful evening" I say, glancing out the window, up at the stars. "Not half as wonderful as you are" I hear his smooth voice. I turn my head to him as a blush rises to my cheeks, "oh, you're too sweet, Wilford" I look down, but my head his lifted by a hooked finger under my chin, "Says you, the love of my life" We both lean in, and-

"(Y/N)?"  I hear that familiar, smooth voice call out. I turn my head to him. I realize that I'm dreaming. "Wilford?" I ask. He's sitting by a fancy table with some red roses in the middle. "You were on your way to the ladies room..? I mean...I don't think that is a good outfit for a date with me" He crosses his arms. I look down at my outfit and  see I'm in my sleeping shorts and shirt. "I mean, not that you don't look hot, but I will not accept it" He says sassy. I quickly walk to the toilet, blushing slightly, after I realize we're in a very, fancy looking restaurant. I imagine what I want to wear, and when I look down at my body, I'm wearing a very beautiful dress.

I smile proud to myself, "he will have to accept this" I softly whisper to myself as I walk out of the bathroom, back to our table. Wilford scans my outfit. "good enough..?" I smile shyly as I spin a circle and sit down. "hm...it'll do for now" he says before he takes his empty wineglass, "can you pour me some..?" He asks. I nod, and take the bottle of wine on the table before pouring him a glass. I get a glass of whine myself and I lift it up. Wilford gently pushes his glass against mine, "To that you may get in my pants some day" he says dead serious. I giggle softly, slightly blushing, "yeah...exactly" I say as he chuckles amused at me. We both take a sip and suddenly a waiter brings two plates of very fancy looking food to us, "one for the lady, and on for the good sir" He smiles and walks away. "You ordered already?" I ask surprised. Wilford rises an eyebrow, "anything can happen in this world" He says before he starts eating.

Confused, I also start eating. Then an idea pops in my mind and I sigh happily, "oh, such a beautiful night it is" I say as I look out the window, but glancing at Wilford without turning my head. Wilford quickly lifts his head to look outside, "yes, absolutely!  But not as beautiful-" I start to smile widely, knowing what he's about to say, "- as me" he looks at me. I raise my eyebrows and look at him with a 'boy, really!?' look. Wilford chuckles amused, "If you want me to tell you you're beautiful  you can just ask" he says before he takes another bite from his meal.

I giggle softly, blushing slightly. "Sorry" I simply say before I sip my drink. "it's fine, really, but I was just stating a fact" He says with a sweet smile. I nod, "of course" I say. "So you're telling me I'm beautiful?"  He smirks at me. I look up at him, "well..." I don't really dare to say it because maybe he'll think I just want to get in his pants again, but I can't really lie anymore, "yeah! of course! I mean...you're a really handsome guy!" I admit. Wilford nods, "mhm, mhm, keep it coming, m'lady" I lower my eyebrows slightly in confusion, but why not. "You have such beautiful, loving brown eyes and your hair looks like the softest! And I really, really love your muscular body and broad shoulders! It's just perfect in every way"  I look at Wilford's blank expression and I immediately regret what I said. "S-sorry, I got a little dragged away..." I look down.

"That-..." he starts, "was the most beautiful thing anyone has said to me..." I look up, "really!?" I start to smile more. He nods, and stands up, "come on, let's go for a walk, m'lady" he tells me. "Don't we need to pay?" I ask. He shakes his head, "Remember what world we're in" I stand up and we walk out together. "of course. We're in my head...anything can happen"  Wilford nods, "you're right about that last part"  I lower my eyebrows in confusion, "am I not right about the first part...?" I ask. "But anyway..." Wilford looks up at the stars, as if he didn't hear what I said just now. "I have to admit...when you're not horny and trying to get in my pants, you're a lovely person!" he tells me. I smile to myself and look down, "thank you so much! That's so sweet" -- "And you're adorable when you blush...which you do quite a lot around me" Wilford chuckles amused.

"WILFORD!?!?!?" I suddenly hear a very angry female yell behind me. I turn around and see a woman walking in quite a fast pace towards us. "uh-oh..." Wilford whispers to himself. "what? Who's that, Wilford?"  I ask, getting a little scared. "it's Jerry's wife...darling, I have to go. It has been a wonderful night, but-...oh bloody hell" He says before he starts to run, "Wilford!?!?" I yell after him, but he doesn't stop running. "OH NO, YOU COME BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!!!!" The lady yells again. She opens her mouth to yell something else, but instead of her voice, I hear-

my alarm clock. I immediately sit up, and think about the dream I just had. I smile brightly to myself, "Oh, my, goodness, that was awesome!" I giggle to myself before I grab my dream journal and write it down.

A little while later when I eat my breakfast, I call Skyler and tell her all about it. It's weird how Wilford said that I wasn't right about the 'different world' not being in my head. Really suspicious and mysterious, but besides that, it was such a wonderful night with him. Though the ending was weird too.

"who the fuck is Jerry's wife!?!" Sky says at the other end of the line. I shrug, "no idea! But do you remember that one part from Markiplier TV? Wilford said something about, 'Slept with your wife, Jerry' or something like that!" Sky is quiet for a moment, "woah, that's just straight up weird..." I sip my tea, "yeah!! But I love it!" -- "And he just ran off?" she asks. "yea, a little weird, but I like it to be honest!" Sky sighs, "as long as he doesn't sleep with Jerry's wife again! He's YOURS now!" She says, making me giggle, "we'll see about that, Sky" I tell her. We say our goodbyes and hang up before I get ready for work.