Liam: Hi is this Harry?
Harry: Yes..
Liam: Okay great my name is Liam
Liam: I'm one of Louis' friends
Harry: Hello?
Liam: Yes hi um I wanted to apologise
Harry: For what?
Liam: Dragging Louis to the states
Liam: bc now he can't come back until a few months and I feel bad you have to be like
Liam: Alone
Liam: So I'm sorry
Harry: Oh, no, it's fine. You didn't know.
Liam added Louis to the conversation
Liam: Louis I met your boyfriend
Louis: excuse me
Harry: I'm sorry what?
Liam: I mean the person carrying your child I have no idea what I was thinking calling him your boyfriend it's not like you talk about him and his curls and his cute bum 24/7 what
Louis: I am about to skin you with a plastic knife
Harry: Oh dear.
Harry: ...Cute bum?
Louis: I mean
Louis: yeah you have a cute bum
Liam are you serious???
Liam: right in front of my salad????
Louis: IM WEAK
Harry: Oh my god.
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One Night Stand » L.S.
FanfictionHarry's a teacher, Louis works at Buzzfeed, and they're having a baby